Dave Barry's Blog, page 216

NOW THERE'S NO REASON TO WATCH

King Charles Will Not Be Smeared With The Intestinal Wax Of Sperm Whales At His Coronation

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

UKRAINIAN CABINET UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Ukrainian Cabinet Update.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AND IN SPORTS

International Outhouse Races return to Mackinaw City

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

IT PROBABLY BOUGHT IT FROM THE BEAR

Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Bumblebees can teach each other how to open a puzzle box

(Thanks to The Perts)

POSSIBLY SELF-INFLICTED

Even though police do not see signs of foul play, they are looking into how Millard���s body ended up wrapped in plastic and a rug behind a funeral home.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

���IT WAS VERY FRIENDLY WITH HER���

Woman raised huge 8ft alligator as pet after she 'stole egg' from zoo

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

FLORIDIANS: THINK A METAL FENCE WILL KEEP GATORS OUT?

The gators think otherwise.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

1: GRAVITY. 2: GRAVITY. 3: GRAVITY.

3 reasons we won't see flying cars soon

(Thanks to GJ)

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All of them are guys.