Dave Barry's Blog, page 217

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS WERE BEHIND THIS

Cops save cat with teapot on its head

(Thanks to Ralph)

AS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TESTAMENT

Asteroid the size of 145 horses to pass Earth on Purim - NASA

(Thanks to The Perts)

GUESS WHERE

Man Saves Deadly Snake From Venomous Spider Attack

(Thanks to Rick Day)

THE CHORE WE ALWAYS HATED MOST:

Raking the snow off the bear.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT WAS DESCRIBED AS 'CHEWY'

This Morning viewers were left ���disgusted��� after a dish containing squirrel was eaten live on the show on Thursday.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT, AND NOW -- AT LAST -- HERE IT IS:

The "Freebird" solo on bagpipes.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

A MOOSE IS BASICALLY A VERY LARGE SQUIRREL

Moose charges Idaho snowmobiler during freak incident

(Thanks to MOTW and John Lobert)

'GETAWAY TESLA'

Georgia thieves busted by cops when they stopped to charge getaway Tesla

(Thanks to Rick Day)

'SO HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?'

Plane Full of Vomiting Passengers Stranded in Closed Airport Overnight

(Thanks to Annette)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Undescribed species of beetle that feeds on snake poo found near Ulur

(Thanks to Ralph)