Dave Barry's Blog, page 220

AND IN SPORTS

Kik�� Hern��ndez Told an Embarrassing Story About Going to the Bathroom in His Pants During 2020 NLDS

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

He had a bathroom in his pants?

THEY GAIN ENTRANCE BY DISPLAYING FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Mutant, Parasitic Impostor Queens Lurk in Ant Colonies

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

DON'T BELIEVE THINGS CAN BE HAUNTED?

Now you do.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WE WILL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE AWFUL NEWS

Guy Savoy, who has been praised as the world���s best chef, has lost one of his Michelin stars.

It could be cheese-related: In 2019, Marc Veyrat became the first chef to sue Michelin, following the demotion of his restaurant La Maison des Bois, based in Haute-Savoie, to two-star status. The decision was said to be down to the cheese used in the souffl��.

(Thanks to The Perts)

SORRY, BUT THERE ARE FASTER OBJECTS ON I-95 IN MIAMI

A manhole cover launched into space with a nuclear test is the fastest human-made object.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

THERE'S A GOLDEN ARCH CODE?

McDonald���s Franchisees Say Cardi B And Offset Meal Broke ���Golden Arch Code���

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

BUT IT'S OK TO PUSH A FASTER FRIEND DOWN

National Park Service encourages folks to ���never push a slower friend down��� in bear encounters

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THESE DRIVERS WOULD DO JUST FINE IN FLORIDA

Aspiring DC Drivers Are Failing Their Driving Test Because They Can't Parallel Park

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

HEDGEHOGS ARE BASICALLY SPHERICAL SQUIRRELS

Flight brought to 'grinding halt' because of a hedgehog on the runway

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BUT MAYBE IT WAS FROM A CHINESE BIRD

Dutch cop monitoring ���spy balloon��� realizes it���s bird poo on his windshield

(Thanks to Ralph)