Dave Barry's Blog, page 218

SOUTHBOUND, WE ASSUME

New York authorities discover 14-foot reticulated python on the side of the road

(Thanks to The Perts)

GUYS IN NAUTICAL ACTION

Man found paddling in circles on Lake George in boat with sail made from bed sheet and broomstick

(Thanks to Ralph)

R.I.P. THE GILL MAN

'Creature from the Black Lagoon' actor Ricou Browning dies

(Thanks to The Perts)

Some of us saw that movie in theaters.

IMPORTANT ADVISORY TO PEOPLE WITH EYELIDS:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Robotic arm enters the human body through the rectum to 3D print living cells on damaged organs

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CSI: UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS

Man with marijuana and alcohol calls police for help with car lockout

(Thanks to Stever, who asks ���What the hell are the police for, anyway?���)

A GRATEFUL NATION REJOICES

The name "gruyere" can now be used to label cheeses from outside of the Gruy��re region of Switzerland and France, a US appeals court has ruled.

(Thanks to Ed.) 

THE HAUNTED-PORTA-POTTY EPIDEMIC

It���s worsening.

(Thanks to EricY)

FLORIDA LOST AND FOUND

I found your teeth on my nightstand

(Thanks to Rick Jones)

IT���S CRAZY, BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK

���She was like, ���They need to come up with like a phone that���s for the whole family that stays in the house, so if you need any person in the house, you can call that phone,'��� Rae relayed. ���Like, it���s not just that one person���s number ��� it���s like the whole family.���

(Thanks to Ralph)