Dave Barry's Blog, page 213

FRANKLY, WE ENJOYED THIS STORY

Relishing life on the road in the Wienermobile

(Thanks to Stan)

Flashback:

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Man arrested for walking naked down Worth Avenue told police he lived on a 'different earth'

(Thanks to Jane Linderman) 

SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE

Driver���s pet squirrel escapes cage in traffic stop, attacks Louisiana cop, video shows

(Thanks to EricY)

Update: We just realized this story is a year old. Judi etc.

IS OUR STUDENTS LEARNING GEOGRAPHY?

Friends accidentally book flights to the wrong country: 'They sound similar'

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IF YOU READ THE CLEARLY FAKE FIVE-STAR ONLINE REVIEWS FOR ONLY ONE PRODUCT TODAY

We recommend this one.

(Thanks to Chuck)

NO DOUBT TRYING TO CATCH A FLIGHT TO FLORIDA

Vehicle crashes in airport terminal, driver charged

(Thanks to EricY)

IT DOESN���T GET ANY CLEARER

A Nessie hunter believes there could actually be two Loch Ness Monsters after new footage has emerged that appears to show two creatures in the water at the same time.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says ���This photo is as clear and convincing as any Loch Ness Monster photo I���ve ever seen.���)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS

At least five mystery goats seen wandering loose in San Francisco

(Thanks to John Lobert)

YOU THINK YOUR CITY IS HIP?

New York says "Hold my artisanal beer."

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'IN RETURN I AM WILLING TO SHARE MY KNOWLEDGE OF GARDENING'

Nudist, 86, looking for people to let him strip off in their back garden

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)