Dave Barry's Blog, page 210

NATURE

Ick.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

IF IT'S VIRAL, IT MUST BE REAL

���Amazon snake cat��� photo goes viral and mystifies internet

(Thanks to EricY)

No word on the level of gobsmackery.

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

German man stabs friend 11 times following 'row in a sauna about the length of their penises'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

URGENT HEALTH ADVISORY FROM 2019

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

HOW DOES ANYBODY IN AUSTRALIA EVER REACH ADULTHOOD?

Toddler Chasing Deadly Snake Leads to Discovery of Nest With 110 Eggs

(Thanks to The Fourth George)

ASTEROID-MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Newly discovered asteroid the size of a swimming pool has a 1-in-600 chance of colliding with Earth, NASA says

(Thanks to EricY, who asks "Olympic, backyard or Vegas sized?")

WE'VE ALL DONE IT II

Great apes deliberately spin to become dizzy, say researchers

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WE'VE ALL DONE IT

'I got married in a post office by accident - it all happened so quickly'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT THAN THOSE STUPID OLD-FASHIONED KEYS

Aman in Vancouver, Canada was somehow able to get into someone else���s Tesla Model 3 and drive off with it only by using the Tesla app in his own phone.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THE MANNEQUIN IS STILL AT LARGE

Suspected human hand in Florida canal was a mannequin limb

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "it was clutching a valid Florida driver's license.")