Dave Barry's Blog, page 211

IT WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA

British couple have to be rescued after their motorhome gets jammed between houses after they tried to drive it through Spanish village's tiny streets designed for small carts

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

IT���S EITHER THAT OR BIRD POOP

Trucker records creepy ghost-like figure on Arizona highway while driving alone: Dashcam video

(Thanks to John Lobert and Barry Nester, who says ���You can clearly see it���s the ghost of Bigfoot.���)

FINALLY SOMEONE IS STANDING UP AGAINST INJUSTICE

Man files lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings, claims ���boneless wings��� are actually nuggets

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

BABOONS ARE BASICALLY LARGE SQUIRRELS

Pack of bloodthirsty baboons break three hikers��� legs after rolling huge 130lb boulders over a CLIFF at them

(Thanks to Rick Day)

IT'S ESCALATING

Brits tell Russia: There���s nothing wrong with eating squirrel

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

STAND TALL, FIRE EXIT

(Thanks to John Lobert)

STEP IT UP, MEN

For the first time in history, women are outpacing men in binge drinking

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

ONE GIANT LEAP FOR GERMANKIND

Women can now swim topless in Berlin���s swimming pools.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER��� ACTUALLY, IT WAS INEVITABLE

There is now a Cocaine Shark movie

(Thanks to Ralph)

���INSTEAD OF CHICKEN EAT A WORM���

War of the worms: Polish politicians give each other a mouthful over edible insects

(Thanks to Ralph)