Dave Barry's Blog, page 209

BECAUSE WE NEED MORE MICE

Scientists have created baby mice with two fathers for the first time by turning male mouse stem cells into female cells in a lab.

(Thanks to EricY)

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Florida Woman Arrested For Felony Attack With An Avocado At A Senior Living Community

(Thanks to Ralph)

BETTER THAN A LIVE ONE

NYC Koreatown restaurant shut down after couple reports they found dead rat in soup

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

STEALING THEM CAN'T BE EASY

Chinese National Accused Of Stealing, Exporting Goat Testicles

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SO THEY ALL GO IN THE SAME LOCATION?

Each year, Australian pets produce a pile of poo 19 times heavier than the Sydney Harbour Bridge

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BECAUSE THEY'RE GUYS?

Why Did Scientists Wait So Long to Study the Snake Clitoris?

(Thanks to Brad Slager)

TEAM IRELAND HAS A KEG OF GUINNESS

Baseball Twitter amazed by Team Italy keeping espresso machine in their dugout at World Baseball Classic: "That���s the Italian Gatorade"

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Japanese company grows world's heaviest radish

(Thanks to Ralph)

BOLO

2.5 tons of uranium missing in Libya

(Thanks to EricY)

DO YOU DISLIKE SNAKES? DO YOU EVER SLEEP?

Do NOT watch this video.

WHAT? After rescue workers arrived, they found the snake curled up on the toilet seat in the bathroom. They brought it outside and eventually returned it to the wild.

(Thanks to EricY)