Dave Barry's Blog, page 225

THIS BLOG HAS NEW RESPECT FOR HIS MAJESTY

King Charles hates grey squirrels and once tried to turn them into clothing

(Thanks to Watson B)

BATS ARE FLYING SQUIRRELS

Bats found in high school force students to switch to remote learning

(Thanks to The Perts)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Chinese device allows users to kiss their significant others anywhere in the world

Sort of.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, Rick Day and GJ)

IT WAS EITHER THAT OR ASK TO SEE THE MANAGER

Customer rams SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, nearly hitting worker, GA cops say

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Bizarre footage shows police arresting man who hit security guard with giant blue dildo

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

OOPS

Woman mistakenly eats crisp that could have won ��100k

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

ANY DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS?

Canada-wide warrant issued for man accused of breaching statutory release

This is helpful: He was described as five-foot-five, 110 pounds with brown hair and brown eyes.

(Thanks to Roberto)

SO THAT���S WHERE IT COMES FROM

Crypto mining operation found in school crawl space

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Gator ate bath plug

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and The Perts)

Maybe it wanted to drain the swamp.

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Motionless B.C. bird suspended mid-air continues to puzzle many

(Thanks to The Perts)