Dave Barry's Blog, page 229

TRAGIC, DUDE

In my rush to pack for the trip, I hadn���t brought normal cannabis. I had mistakenly packed "diet weed."

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

BOLO

The Santa Cruz Police Department is warning visitors to keep an eye out for a man dressed in a ���Cookie Monster��� costume and not to engage him.

(Thanks to vee, who says ���That describes most guys in Santa Cruz.���)

ART HAS ASKED THEM TO PLEASE STOP

Two women who sat naked in Manchester city centre smeared in strawberry jam did so "in the name of art".

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SUDDENLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE

Kim Kardashian fans suggest she's behind UFO sightings after alien-themed SKIMS ads: 'She knows something'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

HEH

Glory Hole closes in Lincoln for emergency repair

(Thanks to Ralph)

TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY

Driver discovers real use for 'secret compartment' in car and people are gobsmacked

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE SAW PREMIUM LLAMAS OPEN FOR THE MONKEES

'Cunning' fake priest accused of swindling MILLIONS from churches to buy 'premium llamas'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE VOTE FOR ���DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD���

(Thanks to The Perts)

���FOREIGN ACCENT SYNDROME���

Man with prostate cancer suddenly develops thick Irish accent. Doctors found the cause

Maybe this is what happened to Madonna.

(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)

GO FIGURE

Woman who wants the world's biggest bum says men are scared of her

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says ���I would be.���)