Dave Barry's Blog, page 226

MAYBE IT WAS THE FLIPFLOPS

Man dressed as 7ft penis is arrested for harassing women

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

WE'LL JUST HOLD OUR BREATH, THANKS

How A Man's Hiccups Were Cured By Digital Rectal Massage

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

Giant New Species Of Extinct Predatory Fish Was The Length Of Five Corgis

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS

A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows

(Thanks to Sean T and GJ)

DO BEER BOTTLES COUNT?

Study shows higher sperm counts in men who lift heavy objects

(Thanks to Catherine)

THIS CHECKS OUT

Aliens could be deliberately avoiding Nasa rovers on Mars

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

AND IN MEDIEVAL SPORTS

A video has emerged of the final minutes of a 'medieval football' game played each year on Shrove Tuesday - one of England's longest traditions -  descending into a violent end outside a betting shop in Atherstone.  

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

WHAT���S THAT SMELL?

New bench at Artis zoo made from elephant dung

(Thanks to Ralph)

(YOUR WASHINGTION JOKE HERE)

This Japanese Man Makes a Living Showing up and Doing Nothing

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

YOU KNOW IT���S HEADED FOR FLORIDA

���Runaway' black hole the size of 20 million suns found speeding through space with a trail of newborn stars behind it