Dave Barry's Blog, page 149

SO IT DIDN'T STOP AT PETTING

New breed of sheep accidentally created at a petting zoo

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WAIT... IT CHASED A TROOPER *WHILE ASSISTING A WOMAN?*

Turkey chases around state trooper while assisting woman whose car broke down

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

IT'S THE QUICKEST WAY TO REACH FLORIDA

Driver goes airborne before crashing on Georgia highway

(Thanks to many people)

GUYS IN ACTION

Al Pacino: The Godfather star expecting fourth child, aged 83

(Thanks to Steve Bradford, who says "Awfully old for a child, don't you think?")

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Pending further review.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

GOT A BEAR TRAPPED IN YOUR CAR?

Here's what you do.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

THE SCARY PART WAS, IT WASN'T HIS FOOT

Driver fell fast asleep in traffic on I-95, with one foot on brake, Florida cops say

(Thanks to EricY)

CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL

Woman accused of pointing gun inside Cracker Barrel, firing it inside Waffle House off I-20

(Thanks to EricY)

AND IN SPORTS

Furious man smashes beauty pageant winner's crown after his wife comes second

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Toothpaste thief caught with $2,100 worth of tubes

(Thanks to Ralph)