Dave Barry's Blog, page 151

HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL

85-year-old man arrested for stealing condoms from convenience store

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

JUST BLACK COFFEE FOR US, THANKS

A cafe in the Russian city of Perm has been getting a lot of attention after announcing plans to introduce a controversial breast milk-infused latte on its menu.

(Thanks to Ralph)

GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE STRIKES AGAIN

Heavy rains expose ancient phallus

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THINKING OF GOING FOR A SWIM THIS MEMORIAL DAY?

Think again.

(Thanks to The Perts)

A FLORIDA SAILING LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

BMW convertible drifts out to sea after owner parked on beach

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Ralph)

MEMORIAL DAY

Have a good one. But please remember -- and remind your kids -- what it's about.

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Man breaks in, mops floor, takes selfies, steals cupcakes in Vancouver robbery

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

NOPE

Squirrel haggis and Japanese knotweed reach UK menus as invasive species trend grows

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "I'd rather eat the bugs.")

AMBIENCE!

Seagull scarer in bird outfit helps diners eat their seaside fish and chips in peace

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CRY US A RIVER

Warming Arctic Could Put Chill On Squirrel 'Date Nights'

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)