Dave Barry's Blog, page 153

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO POOP YOUR DRAWERS

Terrifying moments as plane door opens midair on Asiana Airlines flight

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and EricY)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Drivers can change lanes using just their eyes in new BMW 5-series sedan

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

O THE HUMANITY, DUDES

Infectious Pathogen Silently Spreads To Over 90% Of California's Cannabis Farms, Destroying THC Production

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION

Man steals backhoe for 10-mile drive to Illinois airport to catch flight

(Thanks to Ralph)

'SITZPINKLER'

Why German men urinate sitting down

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THAT'S A LOT OF SALAD

Woman accused of breaking into restaurant to make salad, ruining $500 worth of food items

(Thanks to EricY)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

A researcher used her baby's used diapers to build a greener home

(Thanks to many people)

BUT YOU HAVE TO ASSEMBLE YOUR TABLE AND CHAIRS

IKEA's All-You-Can-Eat Midsummer Buffet Returns This Summer

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

WHO KNOWS WHAT THE OTHER SQUIRRELS WERE UP TO WHILE THE FIREFIGHTERS WERE DISTRACTED

Pet squirrel rescued from tree in Ohio

(Thanks to John Lobert)

$35,000 IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS OUTRAGE

An Albany mother claims she was left ���angry��� and ���betrayed��� when the apple pie she thought she was buying from a local ShopRite turned out to be a cherry pie, leading her daughter to get sick when she ate a piece of it, according to a lawsuit filed Tuesday in Albany County Supreme Court.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, who says "Hard to imagine the pain.")