Dave Barry's Blog, page 156
May 22, 2023
NEXT CHALLENGE: PUBERTY
12-year-old to be youngest to graduate from Fullerton College with five degrees
(Thanks to klezmerphan, who says "Just in case you weren't feeling inadequate enough.")
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AND IN GOLF
Jordan Spieth dumps opening PGA shot into toilets, swears, internet melts
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
We apologize for all the toilets on the blog this morning. But we have a professional responsibility to report the news as it happens.
BUT IT COMES WITH FRIES
A Philadelphia restaurant that opened on Friday is serving hamburgers with a $700 price tag.
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Update: For dessert, how about some ice cream?
(Thanks to B&C)
OF COURSE BY THE TIME THIS HAPPENS WE'LL ALL HAVE FLYING CARS
Sure They Would: Cruise passengers would also be hoped to have access to onboard facilities such as a restaurant, a spa, a cinema, shops and a casino.
"Be hoped to."
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
