Dave Barry's Blog, page 158
May 20, 2023
ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IT HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Mysterious ticking sound leads scientists to creature with green bones in Colombia
(Thanks to Robert Moats, who says "They already used this in Peter Pan.")
May 19, 2023
IN THAT CASE, MA'AMS, YOU ARE ALL FREE TO GO
Woman pulled over in the Florida Keys had 28 licenses
(Thanks to EricY, who says "A Florida... never mind.")
CONTRACTOR GUYS IN ACTION
Blowtorch used as weed trimmer sparks Ann Arbor house fire
Yet Apparently It Needs To Be Said: ���It should go without saying that using a blow-torch to kill weeds next to a structure is an incredibly poor decision,��� wrote the fire department on social media.
(Thanks to Geoff Scott)
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Flying sofa seen over Turkish capital during storm
(Thanks to Holland Daze and Steve Bradford, who says "Ding dong, the witch is dead.")
CSI: COOKESVILLE, TENN.
It's a Mystery: Police did not clarify where the urine came from.
(Thanks to Bill Carver)
