Dave Barry's Blog, page 161

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Organizers of the annual Cows on the Concourse event are excited to bring cows back to downtown Madison for their event, which is held on Saturday, June 3, 2023. This free, family-friendly event, themed ���Who Let the Cows Out,��� kicks off National Dairy Month celebrations in Dane County.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THEY MADE HIM DO IT

Driving high with squirrels leads to charges

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

IT'S A START

Beavers, rabbits, squirrels added to Michigan nuisance kill list

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Mega asteroid as tall as 85 Ryan Reynolds set to slam into Earth's orbit next week

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

NO.

Seriously, no.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Why are so many young Americans adopting fake British accents?

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who blames Peppa Pig)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

The pet I���ll never forget: every night I would sing to Cackles the goose. Then tragedy struck

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

STRUMPDATE

Today I'm back on The Road, headed for the Chicago area, where tonight at 7 I'll be at Frugal Muse Books, which is somewhere around Chicago unless the scheduling department has made a terrible mistake. See you there! Yes, you.

LUCKILY FOR HIM THE DOG HAD A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say

(Thanks to Ralph)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WORKED TO PERFECTION

���Pregnant��� woman takes off running as drugs fall out of her fake belly, SC cops say

(Thanks to Robert Moats)