Dave Barry's Blog, page 163

A 2-YEAR-OLD BOY WAS WALKING HER DOG? IN A SECOND-STORY WINDOW?

Pregnant Woman Catches 2-Year-Old Boy Who Fell from Second-Story Window While Walking Her Dog

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IF THE WHALES ARE TALKING TO ALIENS, OREGON IS IN BIG TROUBLE

Can Understanding Whale Speech Help Us Talk to Aliens?

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

SPRING BREAK

Warning to New Forest visitors as 18 stallions described as 'horny teenagers' released

(Thanks to Ralph)

BOLO II

Missing monkey, seen in Pinson area, is wearing yellow pants and dragging a leash, owner says

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jack Shelnutt)

GUYS IN ACTION

Minnesota man invents beer-powered motorcycle

(Thanks to John Lobert, Rodney Bertelsen, Michael Parry and Barry Nester)

THE ALLIGATOR WAS RELEASED AFTER IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Robot chases alligator through Florida pipe

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Michael Parry)

BOLO

A peeping goat is on the loose in Chatham Township, N.J.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

THE WORD IS 'HEROES'

Herd of cows assist police in locating suspect who hoofed it to remote area

(Thanks to MOTW and Nelson from Michigan)

THE NEWS FROM ENGLAND

Fox poops in bloke's half-drunk pint outside pub

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Foxes are basically large squirrels.

Squirrel-related item here.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

CLARIFICATION

Viral coronation song: No, the choir did not sing ���I love vagina, Camilla���

(Thanks to pharmaross)