Dave Barry's Blog, page 167

APPARENTLY IT HAS GOTTEN MORE POTENT SINCE THIS BLOG WAS A YOUTH

Prankster sent students to hospital, shut down school after using fart spray

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

OTHER THAN THAT, AN UNEVENTFUL TRIP

Airport blunder leads to Frontier Airlines passenger being flown to a foreign country 900 miles away with no passport

(Thanks to EricY)

IF YOU���RE GOING TO BE REMEMBERED FOR ONE COMEDY BIT���

���this is a pretty good one. RIP, Bill Saluga.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THE MYSTERIOUS MIDDLE EAST

Americans caught smuggling 375 pounds of Fruit Roll-Ups into Israel. TikTok is blamed

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT LEFT AFTER ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE

Watch a Moose Walk into an Alaskan Movie Theater, Eat Popcorn, and Leave

(Thanks to Perth Jim)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

This is what happens when 1,000 tall cans of expired beer are abandoned in Vancouver

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

A NEW LEVEL OF SERVICE

Man woke up to hotel worker 'sucking on his toes' at end of the bed

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, Barry Nester and Matt Filar)

MEN WHO MAY BE MESSING AROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WOMAN:

Beware.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

STRUMPDATE

Terrific event Saturday at Books and Books in Coral Gables; many thanks to the hometown crowd for packing the room despite the fact that the Heat were playing the Knicks at the same time. Speaking of heat: I'm on the way to Arizona, where tonight at 7 I'll be at the legendary Poisoned Pen bookstore in Scottsdale.

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Man gets paid to eat ribeye steak in the shower while food lovers watch

(Thanks to Matt Filar)