Dave Barry's Blog, page 148
June 3, 2023
WE MIGHT ALL EVAPORATE
Grateful we don't understand a single word of this news item.
(Thanks to Jim K.)
June 2, 2023
SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
...or maybe The Blog.
Tomorrow.
RECENT SIGHTING
...at the local liquor store. 
(Thanks to Unknown Guy who let some random woman post his picture... as long as she didn't show his face.)
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
AI-Controlled Drone Decides to Kill Human Operator in 'Thought Experiment'
(Thanks to Steverino AKA Steve)
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
Reported alligator in Arizona was likely a beaver
(Thanks to Ralph K. and John Lobert)
June 1, 2023
TRAVEL ADVISORY
For approximately the next ten days, this blog will be on vacation in a foreign location that, for reasons of National Security, we will refer to only by the secret code name ���Schmance.��� During this time blogging from us will be limited and possibly nonexistent, because over there they use a completely different kind of electricity called ���kilometers.���
We realize that for many of you, this blog is your primary source of news, and that is why we believe humanity is doomed are pleased to inform you that during our absence judi has graciously agreed to take a break from being fired retirement and post here occasionally when she comes across photos of men in kilts items of interest.
So for now we bid you adieu (literally, ���gesundheit���) and remind you regular readers to keep taking those medications even if the voices are telling you not to.
