Dave Barry's Blog, page 145

POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON

Police in Sapporo looking for serial urinal grate thief

(Thanks to Ralph)

ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Titanic asteroid the size of 84 orcas to pass Earth on Monday

(Thanks to Roberto, Ed. Floden and Ralph)

Update: Asteroid the size of a bridge expected to pass by Earth, NASA says

(Thanks to The Perts)

IN CASE YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY SICK OF ALL THE SHAMELESS STRUMPETING:

Here's video of me being interviewed by my old pal Paul Levine on LiveTalks LA.

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SKIRTS IN THEIR SIZE

See why scientists are putting 'pants' on these poison frogs

(Thanks to Steve K.)

YEAH, BUT IT'S AN OLDER MODEL

'iPhone' spotted in 350-year-old painting as Apple CEO admits he's surprised

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "If this doesn���t shut the skeptics up, nothing will.")

Artist Name That We Are Not Making Fun Of: "Pieter de Hooch"

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

Giant rubber duck deflated in Hong Kong���s harbor amid fierce heat

(Thanks to EricY)

ADVISORY

Yes, we are aware that we posted the previous advisory twice. We are thinking seriously about going back to Schmance.

ADVISORY

Yes, we are aware that we posted the story about the rat head that the school claims was a duck head four times. BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT. Also something appears to be wrong with the blog. judi has of course etc.

ADVISORY

Yes, we are aware that we posted the story about the rat head that the school claims was a duck head four times. BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT.

WELL IN *THAT* CASE....

Student Finds Rat Head in School Lunch, School Insists It���s a Duck

(Thanks to Annette)