Dave Barry's Blog, page 141

OH SHUT UP

This Flying Car Could Roll Out Sooner Than You Think

(Thanks to EricY)

AND PEOPLE SAY FLORIDA LACKS CULTURE

Florida man's dalmatian collection breaks world record

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BOLO

���There���s like an 8-foot person beside it and another one is inside us and it has big eyes and it���s looking at us ��� and it���s still there,��� the caller told a dispatcher around 12:30 a.m. on May 1. ���They���re like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes. Like, I can���t explain it, and big mouth. They���re shiny eyes and they���re human. They���re 100% not human.���

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

ALWAYS CHECK BEFORE YOU DRIVE

Have a marmot in your engine?

(Thanks to The Perts)

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, BLOG DADS

We hope you get to spend some time with, or at least hear from, your kids. But we also hope you get the most precious Father's Day gift of all: a nap.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: WOMAN HAS WAY TOO MUCH SPARE TIME

Woman is shocked when she compares ingredients in American ketchup vs. Canadian ketchup

(Thanks to bp07, who says "Come on, we all know she was gobsmacked.")

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

She was at Dollar General in just a towel ��� and then it came off, Florida police say

(Thanks to EricY)

JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS

Adults-Only Bouncy Houses

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

OUCH

No, this ISN'T an onion - it's the world's biggest ever kidney stone!

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w, who say "or a very small asteroid.")

HE'S AN EXPERT, SO THIS HAS TO BE LEGIT

UFO expert claims that the south pole is an 'air traffic control' for aliens

(Thanks to Ralph)