Dave Barry's Blog, page 138

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Scientists believe they've discovered a cure for baldness. It's hiding in your hairy moles

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

O THE HUMANITY

Harry Styles concert leaves 'feather boa massacre' in Cardiff

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU MEAN, LIKE, RIGHT NOW?

Is Africa splitting into two continents?

(Thanks to Tim Couch)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

A team at the Marine Biological Laboratory (MBL) has successfully engineered an albino strain of the hummingbird bobtail squid, Euprymna berryi.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

HERETIC

Cow interrupts Bible school at Alabama church

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

WE'RE SURE THEY'RE GRATEFUL

Tampa woman left her mansion and an inheritance to 7 cats

(Thanks to Richard Klinzman, who says "No word from the dog's attorney.")

STRUMPATE

The ebook version of Swamp Story is on sale today.

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Snake catcher finds python suspended between two cars

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Parts of Florida���s Broward County are under quarantine after giant African land snails were detected

(Thanks to EricY)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE SO-CALLED 'NATIONAL GUARD?'

Cheyenne Getting Overrun By Squirrels

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)