Dave Barry's Blog, page 137

A GRATEFUL NATION REJOICES

Mullet competition returning to 2023 Indiana State Fair

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THEY FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT

Women Call Out Men For Using 'Weaponized Incompetence' To Avoid Household Chores

(Thanks to GJ)

ALERT LEVEL RATCHETED STILL HIGHER

Moment French sunbather is bitten on the bum by a DINGO

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w) 

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Last summer, with the momentousness of a gender-reveal party and the exuberance of a ticker-tape parade, the United States Army announced its first combat-ready bra to the world. They called it the Army Tactical Brassiere (a.k.a. the A.T.B.).

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

'SUCK AND DISPOSE'

Stir-fried stones are China���s latest street food fad

(Thanks to The Perts, Ralph and Annette)

WE'RE SURE THAT'S WHAT IT WAS DOING

Young alligator appears to smile and wave hello

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

DEMAND TO SEE ITS FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

What to do if you see a ���chupacabra��� in Texas this summer

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

WE HAVE THE SNEAKY FEELING THE ROBOT IS LAUGHING AT THE SCIENTIST

'World's most advanced' humanoid robot attempts to tell a joke

(Thanks to Roberto)

Later that night, after the humans were gone, the robot told its robot friends "I got the moron all the way to sixteen before he figured it out."

Q. WHAT'S ORANGE AND SOUNDS LIKE A PARROT?

The answer will appear in the comments, eventually.

CANADA TACKLES THE ISSUES

Conservative MP files ���official grievance��� with Speaker over Taylor Swift snubbing Canada on tour

(Thanks to The Perts)