Dave Barry's Blog, page 135

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Why 101 people and a dog want to be Toronto's mayor

(Thanks to EricY, who supports the dog)

AND IN HIGHER EDUCATION

Kutztown University warns of 'aggressive cow' on campus

(Thanks to Ralph and Tinkerbell)

No word on whether it performs tricks.

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

NASA just recycled 98% of all astronaut pee and sweat on the ISS

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

HE DIDN'T LIKE THE BEEP

Annoyed janitor turns off super-cold freezer, destroying decades of scientific work and causing at least $1M in damages: lawsuit

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

SEND THIS COW TO WASHINGTON

Nebraska cow performs 10 tricks in 1 minute for world record

(Thanks to Annette)

CLONE THIS SEAGULL

Shock video shows massive seagull swallowing helpless squirrel WHOLE in vicious attack

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Rick Day)

NOPE

TikToker turns a hotel toilet into a sous vide machine

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "I'd take the coffee pooped from the cat over this.")

IT'S A QUESTION WE HAVE ALL ASKED OURSELVES:

Why is my corn still hard after boiling?

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

'DO AS HE SAYS! HE HAS A BANANA!'

Each banana can emit .01 millirem (0.1 microsieverts) of radiation.

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

HUH

Harvard Scholar Who Studies Honesty Is Accused of Fabricating Findings

(Thanks to Barry Nester, John Lobert and Michael Parry)