Dave Barry's Blog, page 136

WE ALL SCREAM

146 pounds of cocaine found hidden in ice cream machine at Texas border, officials say

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "No wonder Baskin-Robbins is always out of that flavor, Dude.")

IT COULD NOT BE CLEARER

Brit UFO hunter says new snaps are 'definitive evidence' that 'we are not alone'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN STUPID SPORTS CONTROVERSIES

(Thanks to Matt Filar, The Perts and Al Barkafski)

'THE PREPARATION WAS VERY EXHAUSTING AND SPECIFIC'

Man runs 100 meters in 12.82 seconds while wearing high heels

(Thanks to John Lobert and Bob Brogan)

MOONET

German Artist Paints with Cow Manure

(Thanks to Ralph)

'EVERYBODY'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT'

Iowa town's name misspelled on new water tower

(Thanks to The Perts)

STAY OFF OUR LAWN

The U.S. Population Is Older Than It Has Ever Been

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "So it's not just me.")

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Maury Povich launching ���The Results Are In��� home paternity tests

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Nobel Prize Alert.")

THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR A SECOND FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

A Port Orange man driving naked except for his socks hit several vehicles, drove onto a school's running track in Palm Coast, and later got stuck in the woods near a landfill as he fled from police Wednesday afternoon, the Flagler County Sheriff's Office said.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

HE DID THEM ON THE FIELD?

NFL star Aaron Rodgers credits psychedelics for improving his performance on the football field

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "Go deep, dude.")