Adam Chromý's Blog, page 21

Please fire me. A man stood for an hour in my store, screaming at the debit machine because he...

Please fire me. A man stood for an hour in my store, screaming at the debit machine because he believed that we had his information and we’re planning to give it to the government. 

Please fire me. My awesome company Secret Santa gift - Bacon...

Please fire me. My awesome company Secret Santa gift - Bacon Candy Canes. I’m a vegetarian.

Please fire me. I received a write up for “using too many big words around customers.” English is...

Please fire me. I received a write up for “using too many big words around customers.”  English is MY second language.

Please fire me. All my coworkers hate me because my boss knows me from church. I am blamed for...

Please fire me. All my coworkers hate me because my boss knows me from church. I am blamed for almost everything because they think I won’t get in trouble…I’ve been written up three times for things I didn’t do.

Please fire me. I work at an OBGYN’s office and patients call and tell me their crazy medical...

Please fire me. I work at an OBGYN’s office and patients call and tell me their crazy medical problems so I can make an appointment for them. One woman called and said she thinks her husband implanted a tracking device in her uterus. Another wanted to be seen because she has cobwebs in her vagina…I’m just the receptionist.

Please fire me. Most of my morning coffee customers think Darren Wilson “seems alright” and “don’t...

Please fire me. Most of my morning coffee customers think Darren Wilson “seems alright” and “don’t understand the big deal.”

Please fire me. I work in a computer lab on a major university campus. I just heard a junior level...

Please fire me. I work in a computer lab on a major university campus. I just heard a junior level elementary education major ask who Abraham Lincoln is.

Please fire me. I had to call in sick to work today (I have bronchitis & Pneumonia), and my...

Please fire me. I had to call in sick to work today (I have bronchitis & Pneumonia), and my supervisor replied that I needed to give them two hours advance notice. I called at 8:30 AM, my shift starts at 9:30 AM, and my supervisor doesn’t arrive until 8:00 AM. I’m sorry, was I supposed to call at 7:30 in the morning to a location where no one will pick up the phone?

Please fire me. I work as a cashier at a local supermarket where we have a campaign that we hand out...

Please fire me. I work as a cashier at a local supermarket where we have a campaign that we hand out a small sticker for every 5 dollars our customers shop for. The customers collect the stickers in a booklet which the customer then hands in, in order to get nice silverware and chef knives and such,

The first 10 customers rejected my offer to give them stickers by laughing at me. The eleventh customer had a big grin on her face and told me she would love to get some stickers for every 5 dollar she shopped for. Turns out she had bought an entire new kitchen set for over 5000 dollars… I seriously had to close my cash register and count stickers for the rest of the day while the customer was humming and playing with her phone. When I was done she told me maybe her son would like to play with these.

Please fire me. At the end of my shift my boss tried to tell me that I had to stay an extra hour....

Please fire me. At the end of my shift my boss tried to tell me that I had to stay an extra hour. When I pointed out in the handbook that they are supposed to give 24 hours notice for any shift changes he said the handbook was outdated. The handbook was from 2014.