Adam Chromý's Blog, page 23

Please fire me. I haven’t been given a shift in four months, but am expected to work on my birthday....

Please fire me. I haven’t been given a shift in four months, but am expected to work on my birthday. All day.

Please fire me. I’ve been getting yelled at all day because the free car wash at my dealership has...

Please fire me. I’ve been getting yelled at all day because the free car wash at my dealership has been closed this week.

It has been pouring rain constantly and these people don’t understand why we won’t wash their cars.

Please fire me. My manager tells me that I need to have more confidence, but then proceeds to tell...

Please fire me. My manager tells me that I need to have more confidence, but then proceeds to tell me that I don’t have common sense, confidence, and I don’t do my part. I have always tried my hardest at work, and I thought I was doing well. (I’m still new.) I get in trouble for asking my manager too many questions, when on average, I ask them maybe two questions a day. I thought learning everything you can to do your job the best you can was a good thing?

Please fire me. My married coworkers expect me to always do their work whenever they want to leave...

Please fire me. My married coworkers expect me to always do their work whenever they want to leave early just because they have kids. How is that my problem? WTF do I care if you have twins in a school play? What if I want to go see a play with my boyfriend?

Please fire me. My boss, who is almost twice my age, just grabbed me and said “you’d make a great...

Please fire me. My boss, who is almost twice my age, just grabbed me and said “you’d make a great house wife” and winked.

I just designed a letter to send out for the holidays for my company. This is the conversation...

I just designed a letter to send out for the holidays for my company. This is the conversation between me and my boss:

Me: Well, here’s the design for the holiday letter, what do you think?

Boss: I hate it.

Me: Ok…well, what don’t you like, what changes do you suggest?

Boss: I wanted happy things. I didn’t want the holidays to be the focus, just like happy things.

Me: Ok, could you be more specific about “happy things”?

Boss: I guess it’s alright, I just wanted happy things on the letter. See what you can do about that.

Please fire me.

Please fire me. My manager, who is constantly yelling at me, tells me to stop being so stressed and...

Please fire me. My manager, who is constantly yelling at me, tells me to stop being so stressed and that I should get laid to relieve my stress. Might I add, I’m seventeen years old and asexual.

Please fire me. A co-worker sent an email to our cubicle farm asking for consensus on a temperature....

Please fire me. A co-worker sent an email to our cubicle farm asking for consensus on a temperature. Now 60% of the floor is wandering around into and out of cubicles testing for feel. The zoned heating has never worked correctly in the building in the 6 years I’ve been here.

Please fire me. I work retail for an athletic apparel company. I always get asked what size I wear...

Please fire me. I work retail for an athletic apparel company. I always get asked what size I wear so people can either better judge what size they would wear in our clothing or what size to buy for other people. I never have a problem with this and even try things on for customers on occasion. Yesterday a woman came in looking for clothes for her daughter and asked what size I was, to which I replied that I was a medium in everything in our store. She looks me up and down and said, “well you’re way more plump than my daughter so I should probably get an extra small.” I get it I’m bigger than your daughter but you don’t need to call me fat… because we all know plump is just a nice way of saying fat.

Please fire me. I had to exchange a scoop of ice cream for a customer because it was “too soft.” I...

Please fire me. I had to exchange a scoop of ice cream for a customer because it was “too soft.” I offered to give her a new scoop of a different flavor and she declined since she only wanted the one kind. The customer then proceeded to complain about me to my co-worker for not warning her that the ice cream she wanted was softer than usual.

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