Adam Chromý's Blog, page 26

Please fire me. Today someone asked me if I was the replacement for a women who went on maternity...

Please fire me. Today someone asked me if I was the replacement for a women who went on maternity leave. I’ve worked here for five years.

Please fire me. My coworker wasn’t at his desk so I paged him over the intercom to call me. He...

Please fire me. My coworker wasn’t at his desk so I paged him over the intercom to call me. He called me on his cell phone from inside the bathroom stall and told me he was taking a crap but could still talk.

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Please fire me. I just got a spam phishing email from the CEO of my company.

Please fire me. I just got a spam phishing email from the CEO of my company.

Please fire me. I just received a call from one of my security officers. They can’t open up the Lost...

Please fire me. I just received a call from one of my security officers. They can’t open up the Lost and Found safe we keep in our office. I asked, “Did the key not work?” He replied, “Oh, we lost it.”

Please fire me. I am trying to write an important proposal with a tight deadline and there are two...

Please fire me. I am trying to write an important proposal with a tight deadline and there are two people in the lunchroom a few feet away from my office skyping with another person at full volume.

Please fire me. I’ve worked as a switchboard operator at a luxury car dealership for almost 8 years....

Please fire me. I’ve worked as a switchboard operator at a luxury car dealership for almost 8 years. Dealing with the 95% self-righteous egomaniacs has made it so I can’t even be pleasant to the 5% nice people because I’m too tired to care anymore.

Please fire me. Our student population is about 50% Hispanic and our ESL teacher does not speak a...

Please fire me. Our student population is about 50% Hispanic and our ESL teacher does not speak a word of Spanish, so she calls me daily for help translating letters to parents and communicating with students. I teach Calculus.

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Please fire me. I’m a caregiver and my client asked me to tweeze her chest hair even though I told...

Please fire me. I’m a caregiver and my client asked me to tweeze her chest hair even though I told her my shift was over. She says ”does your disability make you stressed like this?” I have anxiety, she has cerebral palsy.