Adam Chromý's Blog, page 30

Please fire me. I work in Shoe Retail and a man and his family came in asking for house slippers. I...

Please fire me. I work in Shoe Retail and a man and his family came in asking for house slippers. I showed him the slippers and he proceeded to tell me for an hour that they weren’t slippers they were shoes which ended in his wife shouting at me and saying I was a disgrace to society and needed to go back to school to learn about shoes so I can do my job properly. I have an A in Textiles and Fashion, and I studied shoeology and shoe care in school for 3 months.

Please fire me. I’m a carhop and even though there’s a freeze warning in effect tomorrow my GM...

Please fire me. I’m a carhop and even though there’s a freeze warning in effect tomorrow my GM hasn’t put in the winter gear orders OR brought out jackets for us to use til our actual jackets get here.

Please fire me. My boss tells me I’m not energetic or excited enough while I’m at work. I work at a...

Please fire me. My boss tells me I’m not energetic or excited enough while I’m at work. I work at a funeral home. 

Please fire me. Today at work my boss chased me with a dirty feather duster trying to give me...

Please fire me. Today at work my boss chased me with a dirty feather duster trying to give me birthday spankings.

Please fire me. I work at a box office selling tickets for a high end venue. For some reason people...

Please fire me. I work at a box office selling tickets for a high end venue. For some reason people think I am also a lost and found, security desk, expert on every event downtown, and the person they complain to when the vending machine doesn’t give them a drink. 

Please fire me. My coworker just had an argument with his PC monitor. And I think the monitor won.

Please fire me. My coworker just had an argument with his PC monitor. And I think the monitor won.

Please fire me. My supervisor often tells me to “be creative” when re-merchandising the footwear...

Please fire me. My supervisor often tells me to “be creative” when re-merchandising the footwear wall. I work at a discount sportswear shop. 

Please fire me. THERE ARE NO BATHROOMS AT WORK.

Please fire me. THERE ARE NO BATHROOMS AT WORK. 

Please fire me. I’m in the National Guard and my boss just asked me if I would skip my weekend drill...

Please fire me. I’m in the National Guard and my boss just asked me if I would skip my weekend drill to cover for him at work while he is drinking out of town on Friday night.

Please fire me. I work in an office with only guys (I am one too) I came into work today and saw all...

Please fire me. I work in an office with only guys (I am one too) I came into work today and saw all the guys fighting each other with giant horse dildos. I work for a construction company.