Adam Chromý's Blog, page 34

Please fire me. When my supervisor told me he liked to think about me when he was “all alone at...

Please fire me. When my supervisor told me he liked to think about me when he was “all alone at night.” He also asked me not to tell HR because HR is actually just his mom (who he still lives with). 

Please fire me. It was my birthday yesterday, and when I asked if I would be getting a cake, my boss...

Please fire me. It was my birthday yesterday, and when I asked if I would be getting a cake, my boss told me that he has too many people here to remember our birthdays. I work with 2 other people in the whole building.

Please fire me. When I filed a sexual harassment complaint against my manager, HR told me that the...

Please fire me. When I filed a sexual harassment complaint against my manager, HR told me that the likely result of an investigation would be the termination of MY employment.

Please fire me. My boss told me that if my grandma doesn’t die by the end of the month, I won’t be...

Please fire me. My boss told me that if my grandma doesn’t die by the end of the month, I won’t be able to attend the funeral. It would interfere with her upcoming vacation.  

Please fire me. My boss is also a bodybuilder and personal trainer and thinks that it is okay to...

Please fire me. My boss is also a bodybuilder and personal trainer and thinks that it is okay to tell me that my lunches will make me fat, and that I need to lose 20 kg. (If I did, I would be underweight.) He also gives me receipts for accounts thinking I cannot see that they are for Viagra, human growth hormones and anabolic steroids. He claims these on taxes as “supplements.”

Please fire me. My office has one toilet that must be shared by 3 females and 1 male. Our male boss...

Please fire me. My office has one toilet that must be shared by 3 females and 1 male. Our male boss thinks that we will not know it is him that pees all over the seat and the floor and sometimes the wall and does not flush. 

Please fire me. My Accounts Payable co-workers use a calculator to work out the accounts and...

Please fire me. My Accounts Payable co-workers use a calculator to work out the accounts and then manually enter the amounts into excel. Whenever I offer to quickly build them a spreadsheet with formulas, I am greeted with hostility as they think I am being horrible to them. I am then told to stay out of their business. 

Please fire me. I work at a call center and at least once a day a customer will have a full...

Please fire me. I work at a call center and at least once a day a customer will have a full conversation with me and when I tell them I can take there payment over the phone they start pressing buttons in my ear… Um, you have to READ your card numbers to me they don’t magically come through the phone.

Please fire me. I work for a grocery store where a woman threw a fit until I gave her the difference...

Please fire me. I work for a grocery store where a woman threw a fit until I gave her the difference for the soda she was overcharged the day before. She proudly walked away with an extra 20 cents in her pocket.

Please fire me. My older female boss has asked that I stop wearing make-up, doing my hair, or...

Please fire me. My older female boss has asked that I stop wearing make-up, doing my hair, or getting “dressed up” because it makes her look bad.