Adam Chromý's Blog, page 24

Please fire me. My boss decided today that he wants to have a massive media-frenzied event for...

Please fire me. My boss decided today that he wants to have a massive media-frenzied event for 500 people on Saturday and I have to coordinate everything by myself.

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Please fire me. I work for a cosmetics manufacturer. For way too many of the products, the...

Please fire me. I work for a cosmetics manufacturer. For way too many of the products, the ingredients listed on the packaging and other documents DON’T MATCH UP with what we actually put in the product. A while back, we sent some samples to a new customer, who went and got them tested and came back asking us to explain why so many of the ingredients were wrong. My boss told them they must have been very old samples, got the lab to mix up a small batch of each product according to the “correct” ingredients, and then told me to put them in the right bottles to make it look like they’d actually been manufactured in our factory before sending them off for “re-testing.”

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Please fire me. Having nothing else for me to do, my supervisor told me to look through the releases...

Please fire me. Having nothing else for me to do, my supervisor told me to look through the releases boxes for used books to sell.  Then my coworker yelled at me for going through a box of books she’d set aside for herself.

Please fire me. I’ve just been told that the reason I haven’t been made partner yet is because...

Please fire me. I’ve just been told that the reason I haven’t been made partner yet is because they’ve been “expecting me to go on maternity leave any day now” for four years. Yes, when I took the position I made it clear I wasn’t going to have children, but you see, the men figured I was “supposed to have changed my mind by now.”

Please fire me. I was hired as a graphic designer and I was told before I started that they had all...

Please fire me. I was hired as a graphic designer and I was told before I started that they had all of the design software for me to use. On my first day, they told me they needed a poster designed by the end of the day. When I turned on the computer, all they had for me to use was Microsoft Paint.

Please fire me. My boss’ boss just called me an immature, irresponsible liar. Then asked me to stay...

Please fire me. My boss’ boss just called me an immature, irresponsible liar. Then asked me to stay at this job for the rest of my life…say what?! 

Please fire me. My coworkers like to send cryptic messages like...

Please fire me. My coworkers like to send cryptic messages like this one…

Please fire me. I just got yelled at by the parents of one of my students. Apparently, by insisting...

Please fire me. I just got yelled at by the parents of one of my students. Apparently, by insisting that he learn correct spelling, I was “killing his creativity.”

Please fire me. My boyfriend is in the military and is coming home for a few days. When I asked my...

Please fire me. My boyfriend is in the military and is coming home for a few days. When I asked my boss if I could have one day off so he could take me out my boss told me I don’t get time off to get laid.

Please fire me. I hate my office job at the nursing home so much, that I sometimes don’t even show...

Please fire me. I hate my office job at the nursing home so much, that I sometimes don’t even show up, mute my phone and instead get dead out drunk in my apartment that is ABOVE my workplace. My boss is so damn stupid she doesn’t even question it. I just blame her when she asks if I had to work today and say we discussed before that I will get the day off for working so much overtime and she rolls with it. On my time journal I just write whatever I want, so I basically get paid for drinking cuba libre and derping on youtube, pretending I’m not at home.