Adam Chromý's Blog, page 19

Please fire me. I was told by my boss that the instructional paper I had to write was too...

Please fire me. I was told by my boss that the instructional paper I had to write was too instructive and informative and therefore couldn’t be used. I had to rewrite it leaving out all the pertinent information.

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Please fire me. Everyday my boss comes into work very loud and peppy asking me how I’m doing. I work...

Please fire me. Everyday my boss comes into work very loud and peppy asking me how I’m doing. I work in retail…it’s not fucking fun. I want someone to come into my area of work and beat me before I jump from our one story building. That’s how I’m doing. Happy fucking New Year!

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2015. It’s a new year, a new you, and a new beginning…yet here you are stuck back at...

2015. It’s a new year, a new you, and a new beginning…yet here you are stuck back at your old job checking out job listings.  But the grass isn’t always greener.  Please submit the silliest, wackiest job postings out there. Your dream job might just be someone’s PleaseFireMe.com post.

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Please fire me. I got yelled at and almost sued by a woman asking me who were “Nikes.” She thought I...

Please fire me. I got yelled at and almost sued by a woman asking me who were “Nikes.” She thought I was being prejudice against blacks. She called later and told me I was a liar and that they were shoes even though I told her they were shoes. I can’t stand these customers…

Please fire me. I had a customer who demanded I give her a refund on a pie that she didn’t like. She...

Please fire me. I had a customer who demanded I give her a refund on a pie that she didn’t like. She ate the whole thing.

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Please fire me. I had a customer blow up at me because I told her “Happy Holidays”. She told me that...

Please fire me. I had a customer blow up at me because I told her “Happy Holidays”. She told me that I was being too politically correct and that Jesus is the Reason for the Season. I am Jewish.

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Please fire me. My coworker types the first letter Capitalized if she wants to emphasize it. I tried...

Please fire me. My coworker types the first letter Capitalized if she wants to emphasize it. I tried to explain bold, italic, and underlines and she thinks that customers won’t understand that she is trying to emphasize those words.

Please fire me. A customer left his credit card on the other side of the register counter where I...

Please fire me. A customer left his credit card on the other side of the register counter where I couldn’t see because he was in a hurry to get out of the store. He called corporate and said that I was the one that never gave it back to him because I was too busy “bullshitting with my coworker.” I was working alone that day. They gave him $500 worth of $25 gift cards to my store that he wanted handwritten to him, by me.

Please fire me. I work at a medical school and one of our 2nd year medical students was shocked to...

Please fire me. I work at a medical school and one of our 2nd year medical students was shocked to find out that Haiti, where she will be volunteering for the next two weeks, isn’t in Africa. 

Please fire me. My new boss invited me to the pub for a drink after work and then spent 2 hours...

Please fire me. My new boss invited me to the pub for a drink after work and then spent 2 hours moaning about how much he missed his old job.