Adam Chromý's Blog, page 17

Please fire me. I worked 50 hours last week for less than $200.

Please fire me. I worked 50 hours last week for less than $200.

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Please fire me. I recently got a job at a pizza joint and my coworkers and manager told me I don’t...

Please fire me. I recently got a job at a pizza joint and my coworkers and manager told me I don’t know how to multi-task or that I always “focus too much” on the customers that come in to order. I’m a cashier, that’s my job.

Please fire me. I’m a nanny and my employer text me this morning to ask me to get the kids up...

Please fire me. I’m a nanny and my employer text me this morning to ask me to get the kids up because she was too drunk to see.

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Please fire me. I take a train to work that only runs once an hour. The timing makes me 3 minutes...

Please fire me. I take a train to work that only runs once an hour. The timing makes me 3 minutes late every day, and my boss expects me to start arriving 57 minutes early instead.

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Looking For The Best of NYC Pretty Toes and Feet

Looking For The Best of NYC Pretty Toes and Feet:

I am looking to meet a few girls for foot message. I am willing to pay 100 for one hour of your time for compensation. This is just for foot message only and nothing else. We would meet at a hotel…

Is this Craigslist ad your dream job or someone’s www.PleaseFireMe.com post?

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Please fire me. Whenever there is some new, crazy epidemic scare my boss sends me out to buy all of...

Please fire me. Whenever there is some new, crazy epidemic scare my boss sends me out to buy all of the Lysol I can find.  I literally spend hundreds of company dollars on disinfectant.

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Please fire me. I work at a post office and someone seriously asked “Is Quebec in Ontario?” How have...

Please fire me. I work at a post office and someone seriously asked “Is Quebec in Ontario?” How have you made it this far in life?

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Please fire me. I was almost fired recently when my boss found out I carried a two inch pocket knife...

Please fire me. I was almost fired recently when my boss found out I carried a two inch pocket knife on me at work. Then just yesterday she was gloating and showing off the can of mace she carries with her. 

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Please fire me. I am sure my next workplace would love to know you wrote me up for giving a man, who...

Please fire me. I am sure my next workplace would love to know you wrote me up for giving a man, who was going into anaphylactic shock, some benadryl.  Yep, it says “dealing drugs” in the write up.

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Please fire me. I am a veterinary technician. I lifted a very loud, very happy, small dog onto the...

Please fire me. I am a veterinary technician. I lifted a very loud, very happy, small dog onto the exam table for the doctor. I was keeping the dog still by holding his collar, the dog got very quiet and nervous on the table. “Are you choking him? Why’s he so quiet? She shouldn’t work here, she abuses them.” Yes, dear client, that is why I spent a lot of money to become a trained vet tech, because I dislike animals…

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