Adam Chromý's Blog, page 14

Please fire me. I’m a grade 8 teacher and after having called a parent to discuss his son’s lack of...

Please fire me. I’m a grade 8 teacher and after having called a parent to discuss his son’s lack of attention and the fact he is using his cell phone in class to send messages to friends, I come back after the weekend to find out the student has a brand new cell phone - and is still using it to message people and lie to me about it.

Please fire me. My boss yelled at me for “showing religious affiliations in the workplace.” She did...

Please fire me. My boss yelled at me for “showing religious affiliations in the workplace.” She did not say anything to my coworker who was wearing a cross, had cross earrings and a cross tattooed on her arm. I wore a pentacle.

Please fire me. I work in a movie theater. When 50 Shades came out a woman asked me to take a...

Please fire me. I work in a movie theater. When 50 Shades came out a woman asked me to take a picture of her in front of the poster with a whip in her hand.

Please fire me. Today I brought in a ham sandwich (I work in a hospital as a receptionist) and a man...

Please fire me. Today I brought in a ham sandwich (I work in a hospital as a receptionist) and a man came up to me saying (exact quote) “Hey lady, could you not eat that disgusting peace of cr#p in here, my kid doesn’t like pork.” My sudden response was “If your kid doesn’t like it then he shouldn’t look then, should he?” After that the guy waited outside the hospital and slapped me when I came out after my shift.

Please fire me. I’m a bouncy castle operator and was yelled at today by a parent because I wouldn’t...

Please fire me. I’m a bouncy castle operator and was yelled at today by a parent because I wouldn’t let their 10-year-old 160 lb. kid on the bouncy castle with the 3-year-olds.

please fire me: a poem.no, you are not an animal because you don’t know what the charcuterie plate...

please fire me: a poem.

no, you are not an animal because you don’t know what the charcuterie plate even is.

no, you are not a monster when you order five courses, but can’t finish a single one.

and no, you are especially not a savage when you order our best steak extra well done, or even when you cover it with ketchup.

what makes you despicable is that you leave no tip because you felt you spent too much already.  THAT is what makes you inhuman.

Please for me. I work in a shoe store, and the other day I had a lady come in to look for large size...

Please for me. I work in a shoe store, and the other day I had a lady come in to look for large size women’s shoes. When she asked me who else buys our shoes, I told her actors, fashion designers, models, and drag queens. She then told me to fuck off, and she told my manager that I am the worst person ever. She thought I called her a drag queen and wanted everyone I work with to know how offensive I was… I’m a drag queen in my free time.

Please fire me. I’m a snowboard instructor. Two weeks ago, a 6-year-old girl in a class mentioned...

Please fire me. I’m a snowboard instructor. Two weeks ago, a 6-year-old girl in a class mentioned that I’m really short. Then she said that she could beat me up and that I was too short to fight back. I was then attacked by eight children. I still have bruises from where they hit me with their helmets.

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Please fire me. My brain farted and I called a pass play.

Please fire me. My brain farted and I called a pass play.

Please fire me. I had a customer threaten to kill me and said I was “so lucky she wasn’t knocking me...

Please fire me. I had a customer threaten to kill me and said I was “so lucky she wasn’t knocking me out right now”. Oh, and called us fat cows. All because when I finished serving her, I said “see ya, I finished my shift” to my supervisor and she thought we were talking about her.

She waited outside my shop for 15 minutes for me so I couldn’t leave the store and have had 3 panic attacks today because of it.