Adam Chromý's Blog, page 18

Please fire me. I work at a retail pharmacy and there are these two customers who come in every week...

Please fire me. I work at a retail pharmacy and there are these two customers who come in every week to steal from us. One day I noticed them come in and started to follow them closer than usual because I was tired of getting yelled at by my manager when they successfully steal things. At one point they split up near the make up so I chose to look after the girl with the big bag, thinking she could easily stuff more things into it. When they went up to the cash register they complained to my manager that they were never coming back because they were treated like criminals. Turns out they successfully managed to steal a bottle of foundation from the make up department while I was watching the other girl. Then they were back the next week.

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Please fire me. I am a software developer, and got my 2012 iMac downgraded to a 2010 Macbook when...

Please fire me. I am a software developer, and got my 2012 iMac downgraded to a 2010 Macbook when one of the applications I was building was dependent on the 2012 iMac display. I asked my boss for an external display, then he yelled and cursed at me. We have 17 external displays on the 8th floor that have not been used in 6 months.

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Please fire me. I spent the first half of today going from pharmacy to pharmacy in search of a donut...

Please fire me. I spent the first half of today going from pharmacy to pharmacy in search of a donut pillow to relieve my boss’s hemorrhoid pain.

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Please fire me. Had a customer throw a roll of paper towels from the end of my register belt to see...

Please fire me. Had a customer throw a roll of paper towels from the end of my register belt to see if he could get it to scan. It bounced up and hit me in the face. He just laughed.

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Please fire me. My boss was walking around blasting Selena Gomez all day. I hate Selena Gomez.

Please fire me. My boss was walking around blasting Selena Gomez all day. I hate Selena Gomez.

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Don’t you wish your workplace bathroom looked like...

Don’t you wish your workplace bathroom looked like this…

If it did you would probably be willing to sit for an away game, right?

Send submit pics of your worst restroom nightmares to www.PleaseFireMe.com

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Please fire me. Last week, two different coworkers sniffed my hair. This isn’t even the first time...

Please fire me. Last week, two different coworkers sniffed my hair. This isn’t even the first time this has happened.

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Please fire me. We have a serious troublemaker, “Molly”, on the payroll. She’s a low-level employee,...

Please fire me. We have a serious troublemaker, “Molly”, on the payroll. She’s a low-level employee, but management will not discipline her. In HR we have 11 resignation letters which name Molly as the main reason for leaving the company. The smarter, more hard-working, and more talented an employee, the more aggressively Molly will go after them. The newest hire she’s been bullying snapped and drove her car into Molly’s house. I realize the new hire is dangerous and needs to go, but I really want to throw her a party.

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Please fire me. I’m not allowed to say may I help the next guest, because help implies something is...

Please fire me. I’m not allowed to say may I help the next guest, because help implies something is wrong with them. I must say may I serve the next guest.

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