Please fire me. I work at an OBGYN’s office and patients call and tell me their crazy medical...

Please fire me. I work at an OBGYN’s office and patients call and tell me their crazy medical problems so I can make an appointment for them. One woman called and said she thinks her husband implanted a tracking device in her uterus. Another wanted to be seen because she has cobwebs in her vagina…I’m just the receptionist.