Joseph Mallozzi's Blog, page 109
November 24, 2022
November 24, 2022: A Dark Matter update of sorts!
Had a chat with Jay Firestone (President of Prodigy Pictures) about Dark Matter the other day. The show has moved off Netflix and over to CW Seed which has the potential to be a very good thing – provided enough viewers check it out. In an unlikely best case scenario, the show gets so many eyes on the platform that CW approaches us about more Dark Matter. I still pretty good scenario would see moderate enough traffic coming to the platform to check out the show that, if and when the time comes and the network is approached about more Dark Matter, they may actually be receptive to the idea. There are a couple of IF’s there, but the situation is certainly a lot more promising today than it was this time last year.
Of course the big question is IF we do get the go-ahead for more Dark Matter, what form would it take? A full season would be unlikely – but ideal. A wrap-up movie would be a stronger possibility. Not my first choice, but I’d take it. No, my first choice would be a 6-8 episode miniseries that would allow me to cover the alien invasion arc planned for the show’s fourth season. And, if that miniseries does well, maybe we’d get a second that would, in turn, allow me to cover the android rebellion arc planned for the show’s fifth and final season. In all of the aforementioned cases, rather than picking up the series were we left off, I’d look to do a 5 Years Later/Getting the Band Back Together storyline. I do have a few ideas.
At this point, I wouldn’t say it looks promising – but it certainly looks interesting. So, if you’re in the U.S. head on over to CW Seed and stream Dark Matter. Let’s see if we can nudge things along.
But even in the event we can’t offer closure in the form of a movie, miniseries. or full season (or two), there are a couple of other options we discussed.
The first, and perhaps simplest, would be Dark Matter coming back in comic book form. Appropriate given that the series actually launched as a comic book before its adaptation to the small screen. I do like this idea in that it offers a creatively expansive alternative to completing our journey, one unconstrained by budgetary concerns or production realities. Surprisingly, this wasn’t truly an option before, but it is now.
Another option which was floated – that was mentioned before but I never really warmed to – was the possibility of going the audio drama route for somewhere like Spotify. In an ideal scenario, we would bring the entire cast back to reprise their roles. In this case, we would be able to pick up our story directly on the heels of the season 3 cliffhanger.
Anyway, that’s the update. No firm news but, suddenly, a few possibilities.
The post November 24, 2022: A Dark Matter update of sorts! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 23, 2022
November 23, 2022: Amazing Covers!
A few that caught my eye this week…
Alien #3 – cover art by Bjorn Barends
Action Comics #1049 – cover art by Nathan Szerdy
Dark Crisis: The Dark Army #1 – cover art by Taj Tenfold
Superman: The Space Age #3 – cover art by Joe Quinones
Stuff of Nightmares #3 – cover art by Reiko Murakami
Sirens Gate #2 – cover art by Shannon Maer
Sirens Gate #2 – cover art by Shannon Maer
Vampirella Strikes #7 – cover art by Stephen Segovia
So, which were YOUR favorites?
The post November 23, 2022: Amazing Covers! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 22, 2022
November 22, 2022: Further Horrors to Contemplate!
Allegoria (2021)
A group of artists’ lives become unwittingly entangled as their obsessions and insecurities manifest monsters, demons, and death.
My thoughts: A collection of horror vignettes that skips over character, exposition, and plot and goes straight for the scares – and some surprising reflections on the nature of art.
3/5
A Dark Song (2016)
A determined young woman and a damaged occultist risk their lives and souls to perform a dangerous ritual that will grant them what they want.
My thoughts: At the 47 minute mark, one of the character says “But nothing’s happened”. When things ultimately do, it’s so dark it’s hard to tell. A slow burn that simply peters out.
2.5/5
x
Diabolique/Les Diaboliques (1955)
The wife and mistress of a loathed school principal plan to murder him with what they believe is the perfect alibi.
My thoughts: 67 years later and still as engaging and suspenseful as ever, up until it’s somewhat preposterous ending.
3.5/5
Today’s Yes/No…
Butter Caramel Mille-feuille Frappuccino? Yes/No https://t.co/56qi45c7aM
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) November 22, 2022
The post November 22, 2022: Further Horrors to Contemplate! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 21, 2022
November 21, 2022: Your Handy Guide to Weird Yokai!
When a bear reaches a certain age, it may turn into a Onikuma, a “demon bear”. Possessed of increased strength and the ability to walk upright, it may stroll onto farms and make off with cows and horses that it will bring back up to its home in the mountains for later snacking.
***
The Jakotsu Baba (aka The Old Snake-Bone Woman) is an elderly woman who holds a blue snake in her right hand and red snake in her left hand, standing watch over the grave of her late husband. Rumor has it she’s also got a bit of a temper.***
The Abura Sumashi is, like many yokai, the ghost of someone who stole oil in his past life. Now he haunts the mountain pass of Kusazumigoe, a squat, ugly creature who will briefly appear to travelers and then… Hard to say as sightings are minimal. If you see one, report back!***
The Jimenju (aka the Nimenju) is a tree with fruit that possess the appearance of human heads. They are big smilers and, should you come across one and laugh, they may laugh back. Ripe ones may literally laugh themselves off the tree. Cooking them also stops them from laughing.The post November 21, 2022: Your Handy Guide to Weird Yokai! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 20, 2022
November 20, 2022: Suji Sunday!
Coming to get those kisses!
Feeling bleh.
Photo op.
Loves her apples slices!
Christmas-ready!
The post November 20, 2022: Suji Sunday! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 19, 2022
November 19, 2022: Under the Weather!
It started yesterday afternoon with a little nausea, a little fatigue. My muscles were sore and I dismissed the symptoms as the result of having had to wake up in the middle of the night the previous night to deal with a Suji bathroom emergency. That and my wife’s insistence on doing these Japanese posture exercises every morning. I didn’t think anything of it but I nevertheless took Akemi’s advice and went to bed early. I was out at 9:00 p.m. Two hours later I was awake. I felt as though the oatmeal I’d had for dinner had hardened into an impenetrable ball and was sitting in my esophagus. No amount of water would clear the seeming blockage. I took a couple of tylenols and tried to sleep it off, but I found it impossible to sleep. The only semi-comfortable position was lying propped up on my back – but even that wasn’t enough to get me truly comfortable. So I popped a melatonin and hoped I could sleep it off. That didn’t do the trick. Neither did vomiting a half dozen times. Finally, at a little after 5:00 a.m., I dozed off – and woke up at 8:0 this morning feeling slightly better.
Slightly. My diet today has consisted of the rice gruel and chicken Akemi prepared for me, and gatorade. I’ve napped three times, but still managed to get in a Japanese lesson. I think I’ll stick the workout tonight, the oatmeal, and hope I can sleep through the night for the first time in three days.
Fear not. My wife is taking care of me.
Today’s Yes/No which, given my present state, would be a definite not…
Tobikiri Avocado Croquette Burgers? Yes/No
Mos Burger’s new “Tobikiri Avocado Croquette Burger” teaches us how great potatoes are https://t.co/Sryl01lNhs via @RocketNews24En
— Joseph Mallozzi
Also, my phone died today. It was very old but I stuck with it despite its constant inability to recharge and the fact that its battery would completely deplete with in a few hours. It’s picture quality was no the greatest and its volume had begun to fade, but it was small – and that’s a rarity in this day of smart phones just slightly smaller than an iPad. So, I ordered a new one today. Looking forward to find out how mini is “mini”.
The post November 19, 2022: Under the Weather! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 18, 2022
November 18, 2022: With Special Guest Star Anthony Lemke!
A few days ago, actor Anthony Lemke (Dark Matter’s THREE) reached out to me via text. He’s been in town shooting Hardy Boys and wanted to get together for dinner. I was , of course, delighted at the suggestion and asked him what he felt like eating figuring I could choose from myriad restaurants that fit bill. His answer: “Eastern European”. Eastern European?! As much as I love schnitzel, I’ve found that Eastern European restaurants tend to not stick around. Half convinced I wouldn’t find anything, I hopped online and googled “Eastern European restaurants” – and, lo and behold, I found one – DROM Taberna – a short 15 minute walk from my place. I sent Anthony a link to the menu. He gave his approval. I emailed a reservation request to the restaurant and we were set!
Until we arrived at the restaurant at the appointed time to find it shuttered. In fact, it looked like it hadn’t been open in a while. Google had steered me wrong once again.
Fortunately, I had a back-up plan: ramen. We ended up going to my favorite ramen-ya, Midori Ramen, where I enjoyed my favorite ramen, the black garlic with thing noodles. Anthony had the red spicy. Both were excellent. As was the conversation that progressed through dinner, continued over the short walk to Nord Lyon patisserie, and wrapped up over hot chocolate and pastries. Alas, for those of you about to ask, no photos – of either the meal or my dinner guest. But, trust me, he WAS there. And he was looking terrific.
I’ve always enjoying taking to Anthony. He’s smart, well-spoken, and is always thinking outside the box, always willing to entertain the less popular takes. And that inevitably makes for a fascinating chat.
Anyway, a good time was had by all and I suggested we do it again sooner than later. Perhaps when my next show is green lit and we dine together again at the cast dinner.
Rumor has it twitter is going away. If so…
If twitter goes down for the count, you can find me at Matty's Patty's Burgers or Beast Pizza.
— Joseph Mallozzi
Today’s Yes/No…
Confit Garlic? Yes/No https://t.co/rWMYaYTiXn
— Joseph Mallozzi
More Stargate goodies…
The post November 18, 2022: With Special Guest Star Anthony Lemke! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 17, 2022
November 17, 2022: The Horror Marathon continues with Byzantium, The Lighthouse, Ankle Biters and Gummy-based Roast Beef Sauce!
Byzantium (2012)
Residents of a coastal town learn, with deathly consequences, the secret shared by the two mysterious women who have sought shelter at a local resort.
My thoughts: An elegant, at times lethargic vampire film that doesn’t really add much to the genre but does look undeniably beautiful not doing it.
3/5
The Lighthouse (2019)
Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.
My thoughts: A bleak and beautiful film initially buoyed by powerhouse performances but ultimately sunk by pretentious excess.
3/5
Cherrypicker (aka Ankle Biters) (2021)
Four adorable little girls plot to murder a hockey player after they mistake an act of lovemaking as an attack on their mom.
My thoughts: Offensively discordant. The premise offers the promise of a horror comedy, but its execution is so lumbering it delivers on neither.
1.5/5
Today’s Yes/No…
Gummy-based Roast Beef Sauce? Yes/No
This gummy-based roast beef sauce recipe is sure to make an impact on your dinner guests https://t.co/BMpRC77B9T via @RocketNews24En
— Joseph Mallozzi
The post November 17, 2022: The Horror Marathon continues with Byzantium, The Lighthouse, Ankle Biters and Gummy-based Roast Beef Sauce! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 16, 2022
November 16, 2022: Amazing Covers!
Captain America and the Winter Soldier Special #1 – cover art by Alex Maleev
Alliances – cover art by Bill Sienkiewitz
Batman: One Bad Day – Mr. Freeze #1 – cover art by Matteo Scalera
Batman: One Bad Day – Mr. Freeze #1 – cover art byGiuseppe Camuncoli, Arif Prianto
Dark Crisis Worlds: Without a Justice League – Batman #1 – cover art by Ryan Sook
The Bone Orchard: Ten Thousand Black Feathers #3 – cover art by Andrea Sorrentino
Overwatch: New Blood #5 – cover art by Irene Koh
Door to Door, Night by Night #1 – cover art by Tyler Crook
Lucy – cover art by Tanino Liberatore
Blue: Last Chapter – cover art by Angela Vianello
So, which were YOUR favorites?
The post November 16, 2022: Amazing Covers! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
November 15, 2022
November 15, 2022: Things on my plate! And goodies from the Stargate vault!
Added a couple of new projects to the rotation including a small town thriller that may or may not pan out but is all sorts of interesting. Offered my take on the material and am now awaiting word. In the meantime, delivered the first draft of that android murder master and have switched gears to a re-tweak of that sci-fi Kpop mash-up. Also, hashing out an outline for that horror movie and delivering a new pass on the overview for that globe-trotting action-adventure series. And, of course, have to turn around notes on that revised sci-fi pilot. This week, I have a two zoom generals, one with a network, the other with a new comic book publisher. The latter is especially intriguing as it offers up the freedom to pursue a variety of narratives and (hopefully) ensure I get to tell the entire story.
Well, looks like Toronto is heading into the deep freeze. The weather has turned in a matter of days and, today, we got snow. No one is thrilled, least of all Suji who now has to model her snowsuit. It’s good stay indoors and write or watch horror movies weather. However, I will brave the elements to grab dinner with actor Anthony Lemke tomorrow. We’re doing Eastern European as per his request.
12 more featured yokai to go and I’ll hit 100, after which I will wrap up my Japanese spirit rundown. Once I’m done, you’ll have to let me know which one was your favorite.
Today’s Yes/No…
Green Bean Casserole Seltzer? Yes/No
Thanks(?) to @Thogar for the tip.
Company introduces green bean casserole-flavored seltzer water https://t.co/kDX87ZzY65
— Joseph Mallozzi
Within the Serpent’s Grasp concept art –
The post November 15, 2022: Things on my plate! And goodies from the Stargate vault! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
Joseph Mallozzi's Blog
- Joseph Mallozzi's profile
- 39 followers
