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October 15, 2022
October 15, 2022: Wings & Beer Night!
Tonight, Akemi and I are joining some of the neighbors of a beer and wing night. Unlike SOME, we will not be buying our wings from the local Caribbean restaurant or fast food place but will, instead, make three different home versions (from top left clockwise: Gochujuang [Akemi], spicy slated egg yolk [Akemi], honey-lemon thyme [me], sweet Korean heat [me].
Sadly, Suji will be missing out – but we plan to set aside a few wings, just for her.
I also picked up the following interesting(?) beers…
Anybody had any of these? If so, which was your favorite?
Me and the little lady, showing off my Yozo shirt compliments of my neighbor, Kevin.
Did some writing today on two projects – a pitch deck, and a pilot. Also gave some thought to the horror feature I’m going to co-write with my buddy Ivon. And had a chat with my agent regarding my latest pilot.
Tomorrow is my birthday/our anniversary, so we’ll be celebrating as per tradition – by going out for ramen!
Today’s Yes/No…
Baileys S'mores? Yes/No
We Tried the New Baileys S'mores and We'll Be Sipping It All Fall Long https://t.co/V3d2JoyjlV
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 15, 2022
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October 14, 2022
October 14, 2022: The Horror Marathon returns!
Impetigore (2019)
A woman inherits a house in her ancestral village, but she is unaware that members of the community have been trying to locate her, holding her responsible for a curse that has plagued them for years.
Thoughts: A solid supernatural thriller that gets a little convoluted but is bookmarked by two diabolically disturbing sequences.
4/5
Caveat (2020)
A lone drifter suffering from partial memory loss accepts a job to look after a psychologically troubled woman in an abandoned house on an isolated island.
Thoughts: Once you get past the somewhat preposterous set-up, it’s a deliciously diabolical descent into Irish gothic horror.
4/5
Forgotten (2017)
When his abducted brother returns seemingly a different man with no memory of the past 19 days, Jin-seok chases after the truth behind the kidnapping.
Thoughts: Implausible, incoherent, and nonsensical.
2/5
Today’s Yes/No…
Eggo Nog? Yes/No
Kellogg's Releases 'Eggo Nog' to Pair with Waffles https://t.co/NZvJnjmGCP via @foodandwine
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 14, 2022
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October 13, 2022
October 13, 2022: Your Handy Guide to Weird Yokai!
If a poor old rice farmer dies, and his indolent child(ren) sell his land for booze money, and the new owner neglects the rice fields, THEN he will rise out of the mud to haunt the area as a Dorotabo – a zombie that will not rest until the land is sold to a more capable owner.
The Seto-Taisho is a tiny porcelain warrior comprised of chipped cups, broken porcelain, and pottery shards. Its head is a sake bottle, its legs spoons, and it roams the kitchen, spoiling for battle. Spoiler: Shattering it will only cause it to inevitably reassemble.
If you’re walking along a riverbank, you may encounter a Shibaten, a bipedal cross between a monkey and a duck, who will challenge you to a wrestling match. Should you agree, you will lose all sense of time and spend the better part of the night being tossed about.
The Enko is a variety of water-dwelling Kappa. Simian in appearance, they mostly frequent rivers at night. Occasionally, if they’re feeling peckish, they may enjoy a human liver by reaching up through an unwary swimmer’s rectum and helping themselves.
On a rainy night, the Ame Onna may appear as a solitary old woman, drenched by the downpour. Under cover of darkness, she will steal newborn baby girls, leaving their despondent mothers to follow in her damp footsteps and become Ame Onna as well. Art by Alessandra BaccagliniThe post October 13, 2022: Your Handy Guide to Weird Yokai! appeared first on Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog.
October 12, 2022
October 12, 2022: Amazing Covers!
A few that caught my eye this week…
Star Wars: Doctor Aphra #1 – cover art by Valentina Remenar
Batman Incorporated #1 – cover art by Jorge Molina
Batman: Urban Legends #20 – cover art by Edwin Galmon
Hitomi #1 – cover art by Peach Momoko
Dark Spaces: Wildfire #4 – cover art by Angel Hernandez
Year Zero: Volume 0 #1 – cover art by Kaare Andrews
Follow Me into the Darkness – cover art by Damian Connelly
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October 11, 2022
October 11, 2022: Homeward Bound!
Morning stop-over at St.-Viateur Bagel. I picked up a sesame seed and poppy seed mix for Akemi and our neighbor, Kevin (by special request).
Final lunch: sweet cannelloni.
Homeward bound!
Akemi and Suji surprised me at the airport upon my arrival (I believe it was Suji’s idea). I think I may have dislocated my shoulder lugging my bag back home as it was laden with bagels, taralli, biscotti, and TWO laptops – one for net surfing which I did use and one for writing which I did not use as I was unable to focus. Tomorrow, I have three different projects to resume work on. And also a Horror Marathon to resume!
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October 10, 2022
October 10, 2022: The Thanksgiving Wrap-up!
Last full day in Montreal, then it’s back to Toronto tomorrow where some major writing awaits. In the meantime…
Mom’s taralli are ready – and headed for Akemi!
Mom’s treadmill makes me nervous.
Sis brought cheese biscuits.
Cousin Carolyn and the garlic cheerleader.
The truffle spaghettini
The octopus with burrata and croccantini
More peppers!
The rack of lamb
Sis insists I post this better photo of Ralphie.
Family picture time.
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October 9, 2022
October 9, 2022: Suji Sunday!
Staying warm on her afternoon strolls.
Halloween-ready!
Bleh!
Brisket!
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Tearing it up!
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Not good at eating.
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October 8, 2022
October 8, 2022: A Return to Montreal!
I got up at 6:45 a.m. this morning. To be honest, I was awake even earlier but opted to stay in bed in the hopes I could salvage maybe another hour’s sleep. Alas, it was not to be. Typical for a travel day.
After packing, I took Suji out for her morning constitutional (Last time I was aware, she didn’t poop for three days!), then left the house at 8:00 a.m. with Akemi. I have to say, one of the great things about living in the heart of downtown Toronto is that Billy Bishop Airport is only 15 minutes away on foot. Door to gate, make it 25.
I’d opted for the digital boarding pass which always gives me no end of anxiety as I’ll often worry about accidentally deleting it or my five year old iPhone suddenly dying at check-in – but fortunately, on this occasion, security was a breeze. I arrived 45 minutes early for my flight, so dedicated the time to twitter and stock research.
One hour later, I was on the ground in Montreal – well, Montreal’s West Island’s Dorval Airport where my sister picked me up enroute to mom’s. It’s been over a year since I was last in town.
Mom and Sis with my early birthday gift.
I am particularly intrigued by that smoked duck in a can.
Classic Chateau de Bourgogne and the Tomme Fruitée.
Cozze e Patate (Baked mussels and potatoes) – one of favorites.
The crab mousse. Another mom specialty.
If there’s one dish I can be guaranteed to be served ever time I visit Montreal, it’s fried peppers.
I like them with bagels. Note – these are actual bagels, not the bland imposter bread rounds sold in Toronto.
And, for dessert – Sis made pistachio cake.
“Oishikatta!”as the Japanese would say.
Sleeping in my childhood bedroom.
The dogs…
Kona
Ralphie
Fernando
Caramel
Everyone settled in for a post-lunch nap. Very Italian of us.
Mom making taralli (Akemi’s favorite!).
I’ve done very little today, but am exhausted nevertheless (despite that mid-afternoon nap). Going to take it easy tonight with a little smoked duck in a can. Sounds weird but – who knows?
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October 7, 2022
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022!
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
9. Blah Blah Blah – #ITZY #있지
There's always something to like from these ladies. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/TLvJt52DLT
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 7, 2022
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
7. Rose – #mimiirose #미미로즈
A promising debut. I can't stop whistling along to this one. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/ZauxOEKCdu
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 7, 2022
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
5. Let It Shine – #CNBlue #씨엔블루
I don't really follow this group, but this song has made me take notice. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/v7RGOkcAgh
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 7, 2022
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
3. Animal Farm – #Bibi #비비
The song is Top 3 but the video lands squarely at #1. #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/pUb0dc3I0G
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 7, 2022
Top 10 Kpop Songs of September, 2022
1. Faster – #NCT127 Raps written by @Balance510
Love this song's progression. Should've been the title track! #KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/vANVR9q0DJ
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 7, 2022
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October 6, 2022
October 6, 2022: A break from horror and yokai!
This weekend I am Montreal-bound to celebrate Thanksgiving with mom and sis! Fly out Saturday morning and back home Tuesday afternoon. What awaits me in La Belle Province? Besides Smoke Meat Pete and Chocolats Favoris.
Just ordered this for my birthday….
And now I want this…
Today’s Yes/No…
Candy Corn? Yes/No
In defense of candy corn, October's most polarizing topic https://t.co/BtKmEKZYLL
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) October 6, 2022
From the Stargate vault – “The Nox”
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