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December 14, 2022
December 14, 2022: Amazing Covers!
A few that caught my eye this week…
Star Wars: The Mandalorian #6 – cover art by Rahzzah
Star Wars: The Mandalorian #6 – cover art by Patrick Gleason
Starhenge: The Dragon & The Board #6 – cover art by Liam Sharp
The Bone Orchard: Ten Thousand Black Feathers #4 – cover art by Martin Simmonds
Vicious Circle #1 – cover art by Lee Bermejo
Dawn Attack #1 – cover art by Frank Frazetta
Grimm Spotlight: Red Agent – Friendly Fire – cover art by Pierluigi Abbondanza
Nobody’s Girls #2 – cover art by Damian Connelly
Pop Star Assassin #2 – cover art by Marcelo Basile
So, which were YOUR favorites?
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December 13, 2022
December 13, 2022: Feeling Under the Weather, Part II!
So about three week ago, I was feeling under the weather…
The next day, I was better. And the day after, better still. I recovered enough to resume my daily activities and dismiss the incident as an unsolved mystery. Was it the uncooked the flour? The farmer’s market cheese? Or was it just some bug going around? I assumed I’d never know. Although I still wasn’t feeling 100%, I was no longer nauseous – although the potential for nausea was always there.
Fastforward to this past weekend. I checked out a new smashburger place on Friday, had my usual protein shake for dinner, then woke up Saturday and headed to the farmer’s market, enjoyed some pork and onion dumplings for lunch….and then it me again, the very familiar symptoms: I was cold, tired, my muscles were sore. I had my protein shake for dinner – then spent the evening as I had weeks earlier, feeling as though some ball of undigested food was sitting in the pit of my stomach, refusing to be dislodged. The next morning, I asked my sister about any family stomach-related issues and she mentioned GERD (Gastroesophageal reflux disease) that presents similar night-time symptoms, although the precipitating behaviors like eating late (I’m always done by 6 pm) or overeating weren’t factors in my case.
I felt somewhat better on Monday but limited myself to some congee for lunch and clear chicken broth for dinner. Bu Tuesday, I was famished. Akemi and I hit Chinatown where I enjoyed some barbecue duck and beef followed by a cup of hot chocolate. But by the time 2:00 p.m. rolled around, I was feeling unwell again. Dinner was comprised of half a taco and, yet again, I was up all night.
Feeling better today but taking no chances. I’ve been alternating between congee and greek yogurt with manuka honey for much of the day. I’ve made an appointment to see my doctor tomorrow and hopefully he’ll provide some answers. And until I get those answers, looks like I’ll be on an extended diet.
Today’s Yes/no…
11 Pound Strawberry Parfait? Yes/No
Bring a friend to eat Japan’s 5-kilogram (11-pound) strawberry parfait, or it will take you down https://t.co/WWLMzWfLIo via @RocketNews24En
— Joseph Mallozzi
(@BaronDestructo) December 13, 2022
A month ago, it would have been a Yes.
Finally today, I leave you with this…
If you could have dinner with any animated character, living or dead, who would it be and why? pic.twitter.com/Ja2nISYQfR
— Joseph Mallozzi
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December 12, 2022
December 12, 2022: Five more horror movie bullet reviews!
Scream (2022)
25 years after a streak of brutal murders shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, Calif., a new killer dons the Ghostface mask and begins targeting a group of teenagers to resurrect secrets from the town’s deadly past.
My thoughts: Lacks the charm and cleverness of the early installments. The slasher sequences stretch credulity. The meta elements grow tiresome while the final reveal is an excruciatingly long info dump.
2/5
Skinamarink (2022)
Two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father is missing, and all the windows and doors in their home have vanished.
My thoughts: An eerie, experimental film that eschews traditional narrative in favor of fever dream sequences, discombobulating camera angles, and hushed off-camera whispers. Alternately disturbing and tiresome.
3/5
You Won’t Be Alone (2022)
In an isolated mountain village in 19th century Macedonia, a young girl is kidnapped and then transformed into a witch by an ancient spirit.
My thoughts: A folk horror film that may appeal to the arthouse crowd. For my part, I found the same concept and themes better and more poignantly explored in the anime series To Your Eternity.
3/5
The Eternal Daughter (2022)
Returning to a hotel now haunted by its mysterious past, an artist and her elderly mother confront long-buried secrets in their former family home.
My thoughts: The curious casting tips the anti-climactic twist in this austere and lethargic high-brow horror entry. Swinton is fantastic, but the film is as dry as a biscuit from the back of your grandmother’s pantry.
2.5
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Ash and Bone (2022)
Father Lucas decides to take daughter Cassie and his new wife Sarah out of the city for some bonding and quality time together. What they find instead is an urban legend more true and terrifying than their worst nightmare.
My thoughts: Script is terrible and the performances are even worse. A very bad movie.
1.5/5
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December 11, 2022
December 11, 2022: Suji Sunday!
Hey!
Christmas swag from Aunt Lory.
Hanging out with Pistachio.
Couch potato
Getting into the Christmas spirit.
Lights out.
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December 10, 2022
December 10, 2022: Get ’em while you can!
With the increasing likelihood that the existing Stargate canon will be phased out as Amazon moves forward with a reboot of the franchise, I’m uploading all of my existing behind-the-scenes files for fans here (and here) in the event they eventually get scrubbed. Download them while you can!
Emancipation
The Broca Divide
The First Commandment
Cold Lazarus
The Nox
Today’s Yes/No…
Holiday Dessert Trash Can Nachos? Yes/Nohttps://t.co/nyNtvUlnoh pic.twitter.com/xCZF9C7ulj
— Joseph Mallozzi
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December 9, 2022
Top 10 Kpop Songs of November, 2022!
Top 10 Kpop Songs of November, 2022
9. Girl in the Mirror – #HongJinYoung
I'm not a big fan of trot, so Hong Jin Young has been off my radar. Until this track!#KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/Jq8FFhTtYd
— Joseph Mallozzi
Top 10 Kpop Songs of November, 2022
7. All Right – #Flora
OST's rarely make my rankings, so it's always a pleasant surprise when they do.#KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/CsTmRX5uYB
— Joseph Mallozzi
Top 10 Kpop Songs of November, 2022
5. Nirvana – #KangDaniel
If Kang Daniel is releasing a new album, you can be damn sure at least one track will be making my Top 10.#KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/Ujk1tdmZ6j
— Joseph Mallozzi
Top 10 Kpop Songs of November, 2022
3. Alone – #Highlight
Coincidentally, following on the heels of Young Jun Hyung's track is this track by his former group.#KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/esfJEzTs37
— Joseph Mallozzi
Top 10 Kpop Songs of November, 2022
1. Fortuna – #LexieLiu
Mark November 24th as the day I discovered Lexie Liu. A momentous occasion!#KpopTop10 pic.twitter.com/uZY0adtKqF
— Joseph Mallozzi
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December 8, 2022
December 8, 2022: The Horror Marathon continues with five more recent releases!
All My Friends Hate Me (2021)
Pete is cautiously excited about reuniting with his college crew for a birthday weekend. But, one by one, his friends turn against him. Is he being punished, is he paranoid, or is he part of some sick joke?
My thoughts: While not horror in the traditional sense, this movie does a brilliant job of building unease in its cringey, paranoia-fueled, darkly humorous exploration of social anxiety. Not exactly horror, but undeniably horrifying.
4.5/5
Nope (2022)
The residents of a lonely gulch in inland California bear witness to an uncanny and chilling discovery.
My thoughts: Takes a long while to get going. When it finally does, it offers an interesting interesting spin on the “alien encounter” storyline, but the creature’s demise is contrived and silly.
3/5
Pearl (2022)
In 1918, a young woman on the brink of madness pursues stardom in a desperate attempt to escape the drudgery, isolation and lovelessness of life on her parents’ farm.
My thoughts: No surprises in the story, but there’s a laudable deftness to the stylized direction. Mia Goth’s performance is incredible, anchored by a late monologue that alone makes her worthy of Oscar consideration.
4/5
Hellraiser (2022)
A take on Clive Barker’s 1987 horror classic where a young woman struggling with addiction comes into possession of an ancient puzzle box, unaware that its purpose is to summon the Cenobites.
My thoughts: Stellar production design and the Cenobites are exquisitely inspired, but the script is surprisingly restrained, never quite attaining the lurid depths of the original.
3/5
Halloween Ends (2022)
The saga of Michael Myers and Laurie Strode comes to a spine-chilling climax in the final installment of this trilogy.
My thoughts: Gets off to a great start but ultimately devolves into a nonsensical, ludicrous mess.
2.5/5
Today’s Yes/No…
Twinkies Candy Canes? Yes/No
Thanks(?) to @ZabanaBrandon for the tip.https://t.co/osMuB4bXAh pic.twitter.com/2qsLG5SNJC
— Joseph Mallozzi
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December 7, 2022
December 7, 2022: Amazing Covers!
A few that caught my eye this week…
Avengers #63 – cover art by Phil Jimenez
Fantastic Four #2 – cover art by Phil Noto
Immortal X-Men #9 – cover art by Mark Brooks
Gotham City: Year One #3 – cover art by Greg Smallwood
Poison Ivy #7 – cover art by Joshua Middleton
The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing #3 – cover art by Lee Bermejo
It’s Only Teenage Wasteland #1 – cover art by Martin Simmonds
Night of the Cadillacs: Origins – cover art by Rob Prior, Scott Hattonx
So, which were YOUR favorites?
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December 6, 2022
December 5, 2022
December 5, 2022: “Children of the Gods”
In the interest of ensuring Stargate fandom has access to all available materials before I call it a wrap, I’m going to be dedicating future blog entries to uploading all of the behind the scenes materials I amassed over my time on the franchise – and other materials I gathered thanks to longtime Gateworld co-architect (and present host of Dial the Gate on youtube) David Read.
Kicking this off with Stargate: SG-1 “Children of the Gods” concept art…
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