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Scientists Hesitantly Release Evidence Of Serengeti Cross-Dressing"Thank you, Papa, thank you! The parade is wonderful!"Unique Freeway Totem Boosts Sales At New Florida Theme Park, 'Larynx World'After much consideration, America turned down Africa's gift of the 'Statue of Puberty'As it turned out, the White House's hostile takeover of all Veterinary Medicine hadn't considered an outbreak of Hoof & Mouth DiseaseRogue Zebra Slays Twelve At Giraffe Rally; Neighbors Recall A Normal Striped...

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Sometime after cocktails, James Cameron got this crazy idea to make a 3-D movieReviews were mixed for Star Wars XXV: Return of the JudyHistory tells us little about the very first White House internNetwork Announces New Daytime Soap Opera, "Two Lives to Live"It was a tough decision, but she finally chose Bachelor Android Number 2 'The Golden Girls' knew they'd struck gold when they signed Betty Black-and-WhiteSlowly, amazingly, the telekinetic moved the knobs from the bottom to the top of...

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McDonald's University Reinstates Corporal PunishmentCongressman Continues To Deny Involvement In Unorthodox Roommate Parties"This ain't Burger King, punk. You get it MY way."Lazy bachelors across the planet cheered the invention of the 'paint-on' tie"They don't call me 'The Whip' for nothing," barked the Senator.Finally, the dancing simply got out of control, and the school's prom committee had to crack down"I got yer Happy Meal right here, you little 'thinking-catsup-just-grows-on-trees'...

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The agent had serious doubts about this new ventriloquist act, but he needed the
New Catcher's Mitt Design Fails To Impress Wives Of Major
The Eastern European early-warning system kicked in, but it was too little, too
Budget Cuts Leave NASA Desperate For Shuttle Replacement
"Okay, okay, okay. The baby, I can live without, but I'm keeping the
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Surgeon General Revises Teen Safe Sex Guidlines"Another day, another dollar," sighed the Toledo Bowling mascot.To nobody's great surprise, Bobby won this year's hot-dog contest, tooWoman Sues L'eggs In Freak Pantyhose IncidentObviously, Hollywood was getting desperate for new super-heroesA Bad Day At The Bomb UnitResearchers Announce Disturbing New Details About The Black PlagueAs the cockpit door closed, the pilot realized that airport security had failed yet againFocus Group Pans New...

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Faced with flagging album sales, Elton John resorted to 'Crocodile Rockers' footwearPETA Not Impressed By Radical 'Mace Substitute' CampaignAs the Health Care debate approached the tipping point, Speaker Pelosi continued to deny any strong-arm tacticsAnnie Oakley: The Early DaysThe Little Debbie/Gator-Ade Merger Seemed To Be Going NowhereSmithsonian Hesitant To Validate Mummy Of Rarely Mentioned Queen TutDesperate to manage their image problem, Sea World debuts a new actTim Tebow's Senior...

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As he was slowly lowered into the acid, the cyborg promised, "I'll be back."Still Some Details To Work Through, Jet-Pack Reviewers AdmitAs the ascetic levitated, the barefoot tribe knew they were in for some bad mojo"No sorority is worth this, " grumbled the chunky coedEstee Lauder Premiers Exciting 'Full-Body' SoapPrevious monster attacks didn't seem all that bad after Tokyo was visited by BroadzillaFaced by budget cuts, NASA experiments with new shuttle conceptsDelta Airlines Announces New...

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White House Announces New Hair Care CzarGinsu Knife Commercials: The Out-takesEpaulets All The Rage At Bulemic Elf ConventionJohnny Depp to star in Tarentino's "Demon Barber of Fleet Street" remakePelosi Facing Stiff Competition In Bay Area 2010 ElectionBraveheart Sequel Opens To Mixed ReviewsNarcissistic 'American Taliban' prepares to become his own virginJay Leno Regains Time Slot Following Brutal NegotiationsJeff Bridges prepares to lose yet another Oscar bidWindows 7 "Reboot" Scheme...

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'Pizza Delivery Boy Of The Month' Dirty Secret RevealedToyota Admits Source Of Brake ProblemCritics were in flux concerning the 'tell all' book by the alienated son of the Old Woman who lived in a ShoeMichelin Grudgingly Admits New Tire Design; Blames Skyrocketing Rubber PricesAs attendance plummets, NASCAR targets boring guys who buy Members Only jacketsMark McGwire looked back and paled, knowing he'd finally been bustedHistory tells us precious little about the Pied Piper of RaebokACORN...

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Archivists Discover Stephen King's Childhood DiaryReviews were mixed for "Star Wars XXII: The Ewoks Evolve"Johnny Depp To Star In Bizarre Dickens Remake, "Oliver Twisted"America had prepared for the worst, but even the most jaded were stunned by the brutal tactics at Abu GhraibThe mountain insurgents prepared a ransom photo of the kidnap victimFaced with a drop in foreign visitors, the Great Wall Tourism Collective tried a new approachBritain Reels As Young Prince Harry Faces Allegations Of...