Barry Parham's Blog: The Mooncalf Communion, page 61

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While waiting for the imp to arrive, Faust reviewed his limited optionsAttendance was way, way off at this year's Mime Convention"Shoulda just kept my stupid mouth shut," thought the incarcerated White House criticMonths after the freak tanning bed accident, the patient was allowed a bit of afternoon sunKenny always looked forward to the latest catalog from Lips 'R' UsHis mission complete, Carlos the Jackal enjoyed an extremely large Hurricane PunchOnce again, Hear-No-Evil and See-No-Evil...

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She adored the hats, and she didn't regret the trades, but at times, she sure missed her
Three weeks after going off his meds, Grandpa was right back where he
Some say MTV was really scraping bottom with the latest "Stevie Nicks Unplugged"
The ad agency struggled to find the right face for the 'Why You Should Floss'
Tonight! On an all-new 'Vladivostok
Pictures Surface As SC Governor Sanford Admits To Another Lurid Argentinian
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The fireman was, indeed, unusually protective of his district's hydrantsDesperate for work, the brick mason resorted to radical marketing techniquesDead ACORN employees attempt to rally like-minded voters in urban ChicagoHousing Slump Finally Hits Chimney Manufacturers"Three more hours holding this sign and I'm in the Guiness Book."History tells us little about the first-ever New Jersey toll boothLagging in the polls, the hopeful mayorial candidate angled for every last vote in Elk Knuckle...

Why I Hate Straws Is Named A Finalist in "America's Funniest Humor" Writing Contest

Barry Parham, a writer from Greenville, SC, and author of the humor book, Why I Hate Straws, was named a Finalist in the most recent "America's Funniest Humor!" Writing Contest held by HumorPress.com.

For his accomplishment, Parham has earned publication in HumorPress.com's online humor showcase. His entry, "The Girl For Me" is about Barbie's 50th birthday.

"The Girl For Me" will be featured in the current showcase through mid-April, after which new results from the bi-monthly contest will be p...

Why I Hate Straws Named A Semi-Finalist in "America's Funniest Humor" Writing Contest

Barry Parham, a writer from Greenville, SC, and author of the humor book, Why I Hate Straws, was named a Semi-Finalist in the most recent "America's Funniest Humor!" Writing Contest held by HumorPress.com.

For his accomplishment, Parham has earned publication in HumorPress.com's online humor showcase. His entry, "Driving Miss Conception" is about the subtle (and not-so-subtle) differences between bachelors and single guys.

"Driving Miss Conception" will be featured in the current showcase...

Why I Hate Straws Earns an Honorable Mention in "America's Funniest Humor" Writing Contest

Barry Parham, a writer from Greenville, SC, and author of the humor book, Why I Hate Straws, earned an Honorable Mention in the most recent "America's Funniest Humor!" Writing Contest held by HumorPress.com.

For his accomplishment, Parham has earned publication in HumorPress.com's online humor showcase. His entry, "And Then He Hit Me" is about unintentionally confrontational events in everyday life.

"And Then He Hit Me" will be featured in the current showcase through mid-April, after which...

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"That's it? That's all I get? One lousy
In retrospect, seating Hillary's mom next to the intern was probably not the best
"Tony, I swear! I have no idea what happened to all the Sinatra pictures on the
The golden anniversary party soured as she watched her inebriated husband head for the
Sadly, the bowling alley didn't have a very expansive kosher menu."Go ahead," she thought. "Laugh at me one more time, Little Miss Betty Bulemia. Go ahead."Nobody was safe at a...

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Voter outrage peaked, and Nancy Pelosi had to get used to flying herself homeHistory tells us precious little about the Wright SistersThe stewardess leaned in. "Coffee? Tea? Or intense psychotic episode?"The electron microscope revealed frightening details about the inner workings of a politician's brain"Houston, this is Endeavor. Houston? Are you seeing what we're seeing?"Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame Releases Rare Photo Of Frank Zappa's Water Pipe"Folks, you can hang up the phone. Posture...

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"Honey? Is the baby dry yet?"Little was known of Charles Dickens' formative years"Whoa! Gesundheit, Grandma! Sheesh!"The new Pope was clearly not ready to assume his duties"Top o' the world, Mommy! Top o' the world!"Upper East Side Sttill Plagued By The Elusive Brat BurglarCannes Critics Wild For Polanski's Dark, Edgy 'A Womb With A View'"Could be worse. Could be worse," reasoned Baby Face Nelson from prison.Possum Brisket, Idaho was very proud of their new air traffic control tower"Yep...

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White House Appoints Communications CzarTrue Source Of Rush Limbaugh Monologues RevealedRussian Province Experiments With Drive-Thru Window ConceptBose Releases New Noise-Increasing Headphones To Mixed ReviewsThe security level was raised as Homeland Security picked up new terrorist chatterThe cub reporter was determined to cover both of the President's telepromptersMan Survives After Sticking Head In Woodworker's ViseLooking ahead to the re-election, Aretha Franklin shops for a hatThe...