Barry Parham's Blog: The Mooncalf Communion, page 57

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Little did the evolutionist realize that his theory was about to suffer a severe blow
And so, less than six months after The Pelosi Accords, World War IV began
Early on, Director Kubrick had some unusual discipline issues on the "2001″ set
MADD Files Complaint After Sanctuary City Issues "Undocumented Pet" Drivers Licenses
Reviews were mixed for Dennis Hopper's "Planet of the Apes" remake
Ft. Lauderdale citizens were concerned about the uptick in Spring Break violence
Two shots out of the lead, the impatient rookie waited for the groundskeeper's ruling
Undercover Filmmaker Documents Voter Intimidation In Malibu Community
Housepet Charged In Attack, Lawyer Pleas Down To Monkey-Slaughter

Book Signing/Readings @ Centre Stage

Book Signing/Readings @ Centre Stage :: Greenville's Professional Theater






This could get ugly.
Now I've got to sign my name AND read out loud. On stage. In public.

Imagine how the penthouse crowd is gonna feel when I introduce them to Big Carl, Carl's twin girls (Euphoria and Carl's Junior), and the good sisters from Our Ladies of Perpetual Gastritis.

Come on out, get a signed book or two, and watch Barry come out of the closet and finally admit to being a thespian!

Saturday, 4 December, 2-4pm

Centre Stage

501 River Street

Greenville SC 29601

864.233.6733

Book Signing @ Centre Stage

Saturday, 4 December, 2-4pm

Come on out, get a signed book or two, and watch Barry come out of the closet and finally admit to being a thespian!

Centre Stage
501 River Street
Greenville SC 29601
864.233.6733

Book Signing @ Columbia Radisson

Tuesday, November 9 · 3:00pm – 9:00pm

Babcock Center Fundraiser: Radisson Hotel Columbia

Radisson Hotel: 2100 Bush River Road

Columbia, SC

A good cause, good food and fun, and I'll be there with my triplets and some brand new lies.

Book Signing @ Fiction Addiction, Greenville's Premier In...

Book Signing @ Fiction Addiction, Greenville's Premier Independent Bookseller

The 2 new humor collections

Sorry, We Can't Use Funny

Blush: Politics and other unnatural acts

Saturday, 20 November, 2-4pm

Fiction Addiction

1020-A Woodruff Road

Greenville SC 29607

864.675.0540

Come on out, get a signed book or two, and watch Barry imitate President "Dude" by using 11 inkpens to sign his name!

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Little did the evolutionist realize that his theory was about to suffer a severe blowAnd so, less than six months after The Pelosi Accords, World War IV beganEarly on, Director Kubrick had some unusual discipline issues on the "2001″ setMADD Files Complaint After Sanctuary City Issues "Undocumented Pet" Drivers LicensesReviews were mixed for Dennis Hopper's "Planet of the Apes" remakeFt. Lauderdale citizens were concerned about the uptick in Spring Break violenceTwo shots out of the lead...

'Perfect' Is Named A Finalist in "America's Funniest Humor" Writing Contest

Barry Parham, a writer from Greenville, SC, and author of the humor book, Why I Hate Straws, was named a Finalist in the most recent "America's Funniest Humor!" Writing Contest held by HumorPress.com.

For his accomplishment, Parham has earned publication in HumorPress.com's online humor showcase. His entry, "Perfect" is about dating and other self-inflicted wounds.

"Perfect" will be featured in the current showcase through mid-October, after which new results from the bi-monthly contest will...

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1957: The Debut Album by The Rolling Gall StonesFashion World Weeps At Latest 'Retro' OutbreakFuture Farmers of America Announce Radical New "Hands On" Recruiting DriveThe Early Beatles. No, seriously. Very Early. The Really, Really Early Beatles.Judges were hard-pressed during the final round of "America's Most Boring White Guys""So it's true," gasped the therapist. "She does arrange her children by height!"Attendance was a bit off at this year's Shop Teachers ReunionUnfortunately, nobody...

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Scientists Announce Discovery Of World's Most Bored Man
Rahm Emmanuel Calls For Conservative Pundit's Face To Be Removed
Tragedy struck the Sesame Street set today, when Big Bird was attacked by a rogue Muppet.
In a rare moment of candor, John Kerry displays both faces at once
Man Runs Into Tree; Face Pushed Entirely Through Skull
eBay Bids Spike For Rare Turnip That Looks Like Zeus
Arlen Specter Announces Plan To Run Against Himself
Songwriter David Crosby Continues To Deny Rumors Of Drug Use
ADT Debuts New Home Security System For Broke People
Man Crashes White House Soiree By Walking In Backwards

'Razing Arizona' Wins 2nd Place in "America's Funniest Humor" Writing Contest

Barry Parham, a writer from Greenville, SC, and author of the humor book, Why I Hate Straws, is the 2nd-Place winner in the most recent "America's Funniest Humor!" Writing Contest held by HumorPress.com.

For his accomplishment, Parham has earned publication in HumorPress.com's online humor showcase. His entry "Razing Arizona" is about ongoing border disputes in the American Southwest.

"Razing Arizona" will be featured in the current showcase through mid-July, after which new results from the...