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Scientists Announce Discovery Of World's Most Bored Man
Rahm Emmanuel Calls For Conservative Pundit's Face To Be Removed
Tragedy struck the Sesame Street set today, when Big Bird was attacked by a rogue Muppet.
In a rare moment of candor, John Kerry displays both faces at once
Man Runs Into Tree; Face Pushed Entirely Through Skull
eBay Bids Spike For Rare Turnip That Looks Like Zeus
Arlen Specter Announces Plan To Run Against Himself
Songwriter David Crosby Continues To Deny Rumors Of Drug Use
ADT Debuts New Home Security System For Broke People
Man Crashes White House Soiree By Walking In Backwards