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New Details Surface About Proposed Health Care LotteryThe NRA Convention began with a time-tested crowd-pleaserBilly had come to really hate that annual "Let's see how much you've grown this year!" dayCorporal Punishment Reinstituted At Texas Public SchoolsAnnie Oakley made uncharacteristically rude remarks as Pat Garrett cornered Billy the KidCongressional Hearing Heats Up As Toyota Spokesman Is SubpoenaedAbu Ghraib: The Untold StoryGreat Moments in Medical History: A Missouri rancher...

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New Diet All The Rage Among Confused Valley GirlsAnd after its attack, the evil Smiley Face faded back into the wallFar past his prime, the aging Shakespearean actor still hoped to land the role of YorickBackstage at the Stones' reunion tour, Keith Richards focused on the upcoming setA spokesman for the company denied reports of too much lye in the soapEver-Increasing Airline Delays Still Fail To Spur Congress Into ActionFollowing driver claims of "violent skin reactions," Toyota issues...

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Things were off to a slow start at the 1957 Playboy Bunnies ReunionIt's always uncomfortable when two women show up at a party wearing the same outfitThe Doublemint Twins were desperate to try and keep their careers alive"I know, June! I know! It's not at all what I thought when I read 'safe sex'!"At the convention, the Teachers Union learned a hard lesson about complimentary champagneLocal Garden Center Debuts 'Clown Cactus' Houseplants To Mixed Reviews"It's just a shame," mourned the...

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Budget Cuts Now Impacting Magazine Renewals For Pediatric Waiting Rooms"Ooh! Taffeta ammo belts! How clever!"Texas Board Of Education Announces New Home-Schooling CurriculumCity Leaders To Debate Gender Reassignment Elective Surgery For Pre-SchoolersLatest 'Nancy Drew' Mystery Released To Mixed ReviewsStunned neighbors who were interviewed recalled a quiet, well-mannered child."No, Flora can't come out and play just now. She's in Time Out again."A young Janet Reno prepares her list for...

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Rogue Roo Attacks Visiting Photojournalist; NatGeo Sues For Camera RepairsCountryside Still Plagued By Legendary Invisible TouristAustralia Loses Summer Olympics Bid Despite New 'Synchronized Hopping' EventSpielberg scores again with his all-new Levitating Robo-CamGreat Moments in Musical History: during a freak zoo incident, Cat Stevens gets his inspiration for "Wild World"Qantas Admits To First Airborne Accident As Falling Carry-On Item Kills TwoSadly, Pooh had turned Kanga on to a batch...

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"Indulgences!" hawked the vendor. "Two sins for one! Get yer indulgences right here!"Few things soured the friar more than when somebody left the seat up.The nephew could only hide his face in shame as his uncle continued to harass the nunsHome Depot Announces New 'Clerics & Cloisters' Window Shutters To Mixed ReviewsMusic fans mourned as the Vienna Boys Choir fell on lean times.'Paper,' you idiot!  'Paper!'  Why on earth would I be asking somebody for 'toilet papal?'But the Rangers were too...

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Nurse Ratched had clearly had enough of McMurphy's "World Series"
Job Interview Tension On The Increase; White House Blames George Bush For Inventing
Kanye West Apology A Bit Late For Die-Hard Taylor Swift Fan
The blind woman in line began to chafe as the disgruntled Starbucks patron demanded a fresh
"American Idol" Winner Denies Any Use Of Pressure
In the end, it took drastic measures, but little Johnny finally came to appreciate the...

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It was, technically, a Car-Pool Lane violation, but the officer drove on by.Toyota's First Recall: The Untold StoryHubble Telescope Discovers New Threat; Earth Prepares For ImpactMemory-Challenged Groom Races To Make Wedding, Despite Having Eaten BrideSteakhouse Cancels All-You-Can-Eat Buffet; Cites Rogue Patron IssuesPlaid Pants Sales Sky-Rocket, But For All The Wrong ReasonsCIA Chatter Hints Of New Underwear Bomber ; Entire Homeland Security Dept Resigns Cloning Experiment Goes Horribly...

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