McDonald's University Reinstates Corporal PunishmentCongressman Continues To Deny Involvement In Unorthodox Roommate Parties"This ain't Burger King, punk. You get it MY way."Lazy bachelors across the planet cheered the invention of the 'paint-on' tie"They don't call me 'The Whip' for nothing," barked the Senator.Finally, the dancing simply got out of control, and the school's prom committee had to crack down"I got yer Happy Meal right here, you little 'thinking-catsup-just-grows-on-trees'...
Published on March 11, 2010 16:26
