Kent Wayne's Blog, page 7
June 6, 2025
Today is the LAST DAY my YA fantasy series is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST DAY my YA fantasy series—A Door into Evermoor and Weapons of Old—will be FREE on Kindle! Come get you a portal story adventure with some Kent Wayne flavor!
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get it here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1 
June 5, 2025
For today and tomorrow, my YA fantasy series is FREE on Kindle!
For today and tomorrow, my YA fantasy series—A Door into Evermoor and Weapons of Old—will be FREE on Kindle! Come get you a portal story adventure with some Kent Wayne flavor!
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get it here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1
June 2, 2025
My YA fantasy series is FREE on Kindle from 6/2 thru 6/6!
My YA fantasy series—A Door into Evermoor and Weapons of Old—will be FREE on Kindle for five days, from 6/2 through 6/6! Come get you a portal story adventure with some Kent Wayne flavor!
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get it here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1
June 1, 2025
Tomorrow, my YA fantasy series is FREE on Kindle from 6/2 thru 6/6!
Tomorrow, both books in my YA fantasy series—A Door into Evermoor and Weapons of Old—will be FREE on Kindle for five days, from 6/2 through 6/6! Come get you a portal story adventure with some Kent Wayne flavor!
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get it here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1
May 31, 2025
The day after tomorrow, my YA fantasy series is FREE on Kindle from 6/2 thru 6/6!
The day after tomorrow, both books in my YA fantasy series—A Door into Evermoor and Weapons of Old—will be FREE on Kindle for five days, from 6/2 through 6/6! Come get you a portal story adventure with some Kent Wayne flavor!
Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get it here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1
May 22, 2025
Give my books a read and a review!
What the honey-dick is going on, all you beautiful-wienered folk who’re enjoying the summer market air when suddenly your bow-tied dick unravels from around your thigh, falls down your shorts, and plops wetly onto the sunbaked cement, everyone stops and stares for a good long moment, then its incredible glans and gorgeous frenulum commandeers their minds and reduces them into a state of dick-craving frenzy, holy shit they’re galloping toward you on all fours snarling like a cross between Gollum and a fast-zombie, you run for your life and knock over stalls and chairs, hurdle benches and bodies and random-ass objects, a rescue chopper swoops in low and you snag on to the rails but a bunch of penis-crazed horndogs clamp onto your shaft causing the pilot to look down and scream THERE’S TOO MUCH WEIGHT I CAN’T GO HIGHER you’re kicking them in the face as they ascend your womb-hammer some of them fall but there’s SO DAMN MANY OF THEM—
And THAT, my friends is why you double-knot the bowtie! Stop honey-dicking the goddamn public—you’re disturbing the peace and endangering their lives!!!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
May 20, 2025
Musings
For decades, I unthinkingly accepted the premise that fulfillment was achieved through intellect and action. Then I noticed quantifiable success didn’t guarantee fulfillment, within myself or even among the wildly successful. Then I noticed if my focus was on being present and empty, I wouldn’t stay that way–well-being inevitably rushed in, for no external reason whatsoever. So now, that’s what I focus on.
I still have goals and activities and pursuits, but I’ve come to realize that my focus is paramount. As far as the actual source of fulfillment, you could give it any number of names. I just prefer to trust that it’s there.
May 15, 2025
Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-stain is happening, all you nether-smashing horndogs who’ve left dried puddles of juice all over your sofa, your dinner-guest friends take a seat and awaken your Evil bdussy-born juice, it begins to creep across their skin and coat them in black-veined carapace and morph pieces of them into a half-demon insectoid, SWAT busts in and orders them to drop their techno-organic weapon-arms which look like rocky protrusions of dark shadowed bone surrounding a core of baleful red light, your half-human friends sob and scream I CAN’T PUT IT DOWN IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING PART OF MEEEEE—
Ballsack on RYE! What the fuck are you thinking, laying old-jism boobytraps all over yer nasty fucking house??? That’s why you fuck on the goddamn bed, or in the back of your naggy-ass stepmother’s Volvo!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
May 13, 2025
Musings
Ironically, even when it seems to put a relationship at risk, I’ve found that setting boundaries generally improves it. Sometimes, the person falls out of my life, but even more surprising is when they come back in, after reflecting on the exchange and stating they’re ready to honor the boundary.
On a related note, I think it’s important to respect myself as much as others. That way, if they need me, I can bring my best, most capable self to the occasion.
May 11, 2025
Yet another weird ad for my novels
Holy shit, I never thought I’d ever be invited into the motherfucking Justice League! All I got going for me is multiple awards as a dick-slanging Man Whore. I mean, I know a bit of jiu-jitsu and I own some nun-chuks, but…
A voice drifts down the Watchtower hallway. “I am vengeance…”
Whoa, is that BATMAN? He must be practicing his Dark Knight monologue! Bad. ASS. Man, I hope I get to come up with some personalized catchphrases! I could punch a villain in his evil fucking face, then loom over him and rasp, “Your mother paid me for sex.” No, that’s too on the nose. It’s on brand, but I need to think of something a little more—
“I am the night…”
He’s gonna say it! I break into a sprint, homing in on the door at the end of the hall. Can’t miss out on one of the most iconic spiels in the history of—
“I. AM. BATMAN!”
As I yank the door open, I watch in horror as he grips his dick and levels it at a Catwoman-shaped blowup doll (markedly more on the feline side than hot-lady-in-latex). Jizz-ropes splatter its face, neck, and chest, desecrating it with off-color splotches of cum.
For a long moment, we both lock eyes. Crickets.
Then he points a quivering finger at me. “You…YOU…”
I raise my hands in a I-didn’t-see-NOTHING gesture. “Um…it’s 2025, so you can fuck whatever you want, as long as it doesn’t break any laws.”
“LOOK AT IT!” He grabs his thimble-sized wiener and levels it at my face. “IT’S PATHETIC!!!”
“Agh!” I shield my face with my hands. “Gross!”
“It’s why I train so hard and beat the shit out of criminals, instead of using my wealth to induce societally meaningful change and reform! NO ONE CAN KNOW!” 240 lbs of costumed incel comes charging at me, murder shining in his bat-cowled eyes.
Holy FUCK. This wall-punching rage-hole is gonna rip my arms off, and possibly desecrate my skull with his hamster-tail wiener! So I open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, activating its mind-bending reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
Wonder Woman speed-blurs into the room. “I KNEW IT!” She points at his groin, causing him to bow his knees in and cover it with both hands. “THAT’S why you’re so good at eating vajeen! Well guess what, thimble-dick, you ain’t foolin’ NOBODY!”
“No it’s just cold! If you warm it up with a heated compress—”
“You think you can murder the competition, and deprive us womenfolk of this master penetrator?” She flings a hand at me (master penetrator—I could get used to that). “Guy’s built like a baby’s arm holding an apple, offering it up to the goddamn heavens!” She reaches behind her, draws a lightsaber-sized dildo, and thumbs the on switch, activating its chainsaw-style gamut of vibrating studs. As they loop continuously around the shaft, her dildo-sword erupts with a butt-puckering RRRRMMMMM.
“Diana, please!” He starts walking backwards, both hands out in a warding gesture. “I’ll leave him al—AHGODNO!”
Before I run out the door, I give him a big smile and a wave. Then I make a hole with my left index finger and thumb, and bust through it with my right fist while splaying out the fingers. That’s right shitstain—you’re about to experience what it’s like to give birth from the back end, courtesy of that dildo-sword giving you the hole-widening bid’ness!
Kent Wayne wins again! HEH heh heh!
Have you walked in on a micro-dicked superhero, and triggered his world-crushing inferiority-powered rage? Never fear! Buy my books, summon Wonder Woman, and give that dude the hole-widening bid’ness!
Get A Door into Evermoor on kindle here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! [image error][image error] [image error] #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
