Kent Wayne's Blog, page 6
July 10, 2025
Give my books a read and a review!
What the apoca-shit is happening, all my fellow poopers who’ve eaten too much spiciness and are now exerting Keanu Reeves-worthy levels of strain on the toilet, trying to get out all the nasties but it’s gone too far, your eternal soul is crowning from the rim of your dirt-star, it screams at you in its angelic, multi-toned voice, demanding why have you done this, what did it do to deserve this fate, you sob that you’re fucking sorry, you just wanted to eat a couple extra jalapeno sausages and now you’ve gone and damned yourself to fire and agony—
And THAT, my friends, is why you don’t fuck with those extra jalapeno sausages! Keep yer soul in yer got-damn body!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
July 8, 2025
Musings
As part and parcel of this world, it seems we are all destined to fall at one point or another. The interesting thing to me is when a shift in perspective turns reactivity into empowered responsiveness–when we begin to ascend instead of constantly falling down.
That shift in perspective, in my opinion, might be the crux of free will. It might be the only true choice that we ever really have.
July 3, 2025
Give my books a read and a review!
What the hole-widening peen is happening, all my fellow girth-monsters who like to spread your hands to shoulder-width to give an indication of your meaty magnitude while grinning and laughing as you talk about how you’re gonna gape out an orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey before you put in the stuffing, then someone raises the idea of gaping out your pee-hole in a similar manner, hey fair play and tit for tat, right? And you respond NO, that is NOT fair play, FUCK tit for tat, holy shit they’re chasing after you gotta hurdle a bench and turn over chairs, you slide across the hood of a car goddammit they’ve cornered you in the depths of a shadowy alley DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IN THE FUCK—
And THAT, my friends, is why you keep your girth on the down-low! You never know when a mob might return the hole-widening favor!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
July 1, 2025
Musings
For a long time, I was pessimistic by default. The I realized the appeal of pessimism–that I could minimize disappointment through negativity–is still disappointing, and makes for a dreary existence.
June 30, 2025
Interview with Kent Wayne Part II
If you have fun writing, you’ve already won. You can’t please everyone, and you shouldn’t be able to. Everybody has a unique point of view for a good…
Interview with Kent Wayne Part II
June 29, 2025
Yet another weird ad for my novels
Thinking of milfs, jerking the meat, HERE IT CO—
Right as I bust, Chuck Norris sprints through the door and grabs my wiener.
“What in the FUCK?!?” I shove him back and look down in horror. It’s already shriveled into an acorn-sized nub.
“Ha!” He puts his hands on his hips. “Turned ya gay, ya communist pedo! Now do what I say or I’ll tell everyone the truth!”
I buckle my pants and narrow my eyes at him. “That…is not how any of that works. None of those lies have anything to do with what you just did. In fact, I could call the cops and have you arrested for assault.”
“Oh.” He looks crestfallen. “Uh…anyways, wanna help me save the world?”
“You couldn’t have just asked?”
He scratches his head, looks nervously off to the side, and hisses through his teeth. “I…uh…I just…”
“Let’s go. Fucking idiot.”
ONE HOUR LATER…
“THERE!” Chuck Norris hollers extra loud, so I can hear him over the WHUP-WHUP-WHUP of our helicopter’s rotors. “THEY’RE SHITTING RED INK ON EVERYTHING THEY CAN FIND!” He points at a horde of Grammar Nazis, excreting red liquid on phones, laptops, and any other writing utensil that happens to be within reach.
“HOW DO YOU KNOW IT’S INK?” I shout. “IT COULD JUST BE HEMORRHOIDS OR—”
“I TASTED IT! IT’S DEFINITELY INK!”
Before I can express my undying disgust, he leaps off the skid, screams EHHHHH-HOOOOOO!!! and lands in their midst. He throws a few of his trademark roundhouse kicks before he vanishes under a sea of balding pates, jawline-devoid faces, and pasty-skinned claws.
“KENT! HALP!” I catch a glimpse of his sleeveless arm, poking out of his 80s denim vest, before a dozen more Grammar Nazis pile onto his torso.
Fuck. My wiener still looks like a frightened hamster tail, thanks to Chuck’s karate-roughened touch. It’s my only weapon of any note, and I need to access it post fucking haste.
Only one option left. I open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, activating its mind-bending reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
My wiener instantly grows to its normal length. Typically, I keep it coiled around my leg and tucked in my sock. Right now, that would defeat the purpose of bringing it out of its coma, so I let it dangle as we swoop in low. It roars in fury as it bludgeons hundreds of Grammar Nazis, clearing the streets of pedantic dorks. Some get caught in the smegma-ridden folds—they claw the air with upturned hands, screaming like banshees as their faces melt off their Gollum-like skulls.
Chuck scrabbles onto a goo-free section of my ponderous shaft. “Good lord!” he exclaims. “That is a LOT of stripper pimples!”
I shrug in resignation. “Their perfume is cheap. Not the best when it comes to healthy pores.”
He meets my eyes with a hopeful gaze. “After we’re done here, do you wanna do nekkid bicep curls while staring at our bodies in a full-length mirr—”
“NO.”
He scowls and grumbles, “Communist pussy.”
Has Chuck Norris bumbled into your life, ham-handedly attempted to blackmail you with an act that should get him locked up in prison, then asked for your help with saving the world? Never fear! Buy my books, unleash the power of your unstoppable genitals, and hold back a tide of jawline-devoid Grammar Nazis!
Get A Door into Evermoor on kindle here: A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Musings, Volume 1 is available here: Musings, Volume 1
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Check out this review for my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Here’s a great review for A Door into Evermoor! New review for a Door into Evermoor #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
June 26, 2025
Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-garrote is happening, all ;you narrow-long peen-slingers who can poke the back but miss the walls so it drives you into a life of hate and despair where you cry yourself to sleep on a nightly basis but then you swear to take revenge by using your rope-string wiener to strangle people on your mile-long shitlist only to run into an archnemesis who’s a fat-penised hero-type HE WILL NOT WIN YOU MUST DESTROY HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE COST—
What in the FUCK?!? Jesus, man, just turn into a bitter anti-hero and use that dick to strangle evil-souled criminals! Everyone knows that’s how angry heroes get started on their journey—use your gift/curse to become the next Batman!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
June 24, 2025
Musings
When I deal with my negativity, it seem to be my identification with it that determines how fast it leaves.
Of course the emotion is me, but it isn’t me in my entirety. So I let it be felt, because otherwise, I would be denying a part of myself. At the same time, I try not to prolong it by rationalizing why it should or shouldn’t be there. In my experience, that just gives it a reason to persist–I get tied up in countering the rationalization, countering the counter, and so on and so forth.
It’s already there, so I let it be. And in turn, I find it does the same (maybe it’s following my lead because it’s literally me, though not in my entirety). Then, with that expanded allowance, the rest of me is allowed to rebalance the whole.
June 23, 2025
Kent Wayne | Author Interview
Reposted from my site on Substack A quick intro to Kent Wayne From his author page on Amazon: A lifetime ago, I was in the military. Now, I spend my …
Kent Waynne | Author Interview
