Sam Pink's Blog, page 63
November 11, 2013
that thing where journalists/publications/tv use 'polariz...
that thing where journalists/publications/tv use 'polarizing' issues and create a story where there is none, in order to keep ignorant/uninformed/misinformed people talking to each other about meaningless shit with predetermined sides, to keep people from thinking about their own lives.
November 8, 2013
tips for using a powercord that isn't made for your compu...
tips for using a powercord that isn't made for your computer but kind of works:
1. sometimes you have to unplug it just a little for it to work
2. sometimes you have to put a little weight on it, like a vitamin container or book.
3. sometimes you have to bend it really hard
4. sometimes a single tap does it
5. sometimes forcing it in and out while thinking 'fuck you fuck you'
6. sometimes surrendering, and thinking something like, 'fine, i can't get you to do something you don't want to do' makes it work
1. sometimes you have to unplug it just a little for it to work
2. sometimes you have to put a little weight on it, like a vitamin container or book.
3. sometimes you have to bend it really hard
4. sometimes a single tap does it
5. sometimes forcing it in and out while thinking 'fuck you fuck you'
6. sometimes surrendering, and thinking something like, 'fine, i can't get you to do something you don't want to do' makes it work
cpr for a broken neck
cpr for a broken neck
November 7, 2013
i have this sweet-ass ear thing now where the only sound ...
i have this sweet-ass ear thing now where the only sound i hear out of one ear is a sound like someone taking four or five steps at a time on dead leaves. then just ringing.
boyhood dream of inhaling all the oxygen in the world and...
boyhood dream of inhaling all the oxygen in the world and staring out blinkless as everything drops dead.
November 5, 2013
long lost Howlin' Wolf song called 'I Got the Cum-Stained...
long lost Howlin' Wolf song called 'I Got the Cum-Stained Umbro Blues.'
November 4, 2013
a tshirt that says "This IS my wintercoat, man"
a tshirt that says "This IS my wintercoat, man"
November 1, 2013
urge to start a twitter where i only kiss danielle steele...
urge to start a twitter where i only kiss danielle steele's ass. like respond to everything she tweets with "i knoooooooww!!!" or "you said it D.S!!!" or like put up pictures of me holding a picture of danielle steele next to my face and tweet "jus' me and danny, whatever!! #chillin"
