Sam Pink's Blog, page 65
October 16, 2013
sometimes i feel the urge to just lie down in an alley/be...
sometimes i feel the urge to just lie down in an alley/between some garages/in a vacant lot/abandoned building/secret spot/whatever and see how long i can lie there until someone finds me and then when they find me get up and say, 'hey, you found me' and walk away.
October 14, 2013
the thing i daydream/fantasize about most is sitting shir...
the thing i daydream/fantasize about most is sitting shirtless in a chair facing a sunny window while running a knife around on my chest using a motion much like one would use to mix a giant bowl of something.
October 11, 2013
the no hellos diet is out in spain now.thank you to ana p...
the no hellos diet is out in spain now.
thank you to ana pareja, the editor, and the translator, julio fuertes tarín
October 7, 2013
October 6, 2013
you can get 'rontel' on the nook for half off at barnes a...
you can get 'rontel' on the nook for half off at barnes and noble. it's a staff pick. one of the reviews is written by a kid who rated the book one star and then wrote for a review: 'is this book for kids? im a kid and want to put it on my wishlist.'
fuck yeah little kid. i hope you read it.
fuck yeah little kid. i hope you read it.
October 3, 2013
that moment when you start to notice every thought you ha...
that moment when you start to notice every thought you have is begun by one person and then randomly ended by another person and you don't like either of those people
that moment when you put on a piece of clothing and notic...
that moment when you put on a piece of clothing and notice it smells like puke/b.o. and feel bad but then ten minutes later put on another piece of clothing and it smells kind of like puke/b.o. too and then everything's ok because that means you 'match' and that's important.
October 2, 2013
author photo that is the author kneeling over a pile of d...
author photo that is the author kneeling over a pile of dog shit, with a fork and knife in his/her hands, a napkin tucked into his/her collar, and him/her making an insane face/licking his/her lips.
perceived man with long gray beard blowing in wind riding...
perceived man with long gray beard blowing in wind riding a motorcycle towards me as a man blowing out an incredible amount of smoke.
an email i just sent about a dishwashing job
"Hi, I am interested in your dishwashing position. Simply put: I'm your man. I've been to [bar] a few times, and surely dirtied some dishes, now is when I switch it up and start making'em clean! I've washed dishes at a pizza place and a bagel place before, in addition to the many fine years of dishwashing I've done since a young man. Also, I live in the area, so if you want me to come in and test wash a few dishes, no problem! Also, I've done barbacking before so I'm a valuable asset no? Thanks for your time!"
